Who Guy Fawkes ACTUALLY is.

    by Gold_Ad4004

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    1. It’s nowhere near Bonfire Night, OP only posts in this sub, has a default username and hasn’t posted context for the historical event in question or any other comments. They *do* have a flair, though, so idk if I’m ready to call them a bot…

    2. what in the yanky fucking doodle is that take?!?

      we burn an effigy of the traitorous fucker every year so that his honourless soul might continue to burn for just a moment longer in the fiery seas of hell for his seditious conspiracy against his kingdom.

    3. Catholics are such religious extremists!

      *Passes a bunch of laws discriminating against other religions*

      *Annually hold effigy burnings to remind the population the enemy is other religions*

      *makes the head of their religion permanent head of state*

      – English people.

    4. Necessary-Leg-5421 on

      “How dare Guy Fawkes try to kill the king and establish a theocracy!!!”

      -the English who 20 years later would kill the king and establish a theocracy.

    5. Wasn’t he basically a sympathetic mercenary hired for his demolitions/explosives experience?

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