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Is the butt plug on the dresser part of a package deal?
zuppo on
What other leg does she have to step on?
supercyberlurker on
Oh *fudge.*
daverosstheboss on
I thought this was a sopranos reference.
harbib on
Ralphie got hooked on the electric sex.
ManSharkBear on
You’ll put your eye out with that thing, son.
Cold_Lingonberry_291 on
Brilliant
danthebaker on
“Listen, jerk! When I say ‘come’, you better come.”
– Scut Farcas
Thoracic_Snark on
A Christmas Whorey
I_Have_No_Comment_ on
this is gonna be on every “explain the joke” sub within 24 hours
zanemn on
He’s about to receive a major award.
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Yea really should have had the leg up on the dresser next to a lamp or something. My mind didn’t go directly to A Christmas Story.
Bentup85 on
Then he comes in dressed in a bunny suit
Flippynipps on
Only a matter of time before someone posts this on r/explainthejoke and r/peterexplainsthejoke.
LoogyHead on
This is some esoteric fetish imprinting.
I’m shocked how fast I got it before I read the text
Melkorianmorgoth on
It’s a major award!!!
soGoGetBent on
She reminds him of the Fourth of July!
Mysterious-OP on
Don’t forget the lampshade, he tips big when you wear it.
ukbeast89 on
I had Gemini explain it.
>Keep up, yeah? It’s a reference to that old film *A Christmas Story*.
>In the movie, the dad wins a “major award” which is just a proper weird lamp shaped like a woman’s leg. It’s wearing a fishnet stocking and a gold shade. Ralphie is the kid from the film.
>Fast forward a bit. Ralphie’s all grown up and clearly has a bit of a problem. Look at the floor. The girl he’s visiting has a prosthetic leg that’s a dead ringer for his dad’s lamp.
>The joke is Ralphie’s got a “type.” He’s literally out here looking for the human version of a piece of living room furniture. It’s dark, it’s weird, and you’re a bit slow for not clocking it.
>Want me to explain any other obvious jokes, or have you got it now?
mrjane7 on
If Hooters hires women with large breasts, who hires women with one leg?
I-Hop
Makelithe on
A Christmas Story . Ralphie is the kid, the leg lamp. I feel like it’s pretty self explanatory
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I don’t get it…
Must be Italian.
Reference to a Christmas Story
Westworld?
Is the butt plug on the dresser part of a package deal?
What other leg does she have to step on?
Oh *fudge.*
I thought this was a sopranos reference.
Ralphie got hooked on the electric sex.
You’ll put your eye out with that thing, son.
Brilliant
“Listen, jerk! When I say ‘come’, you better come.”
– Scut Farcas
A Christmas Whorey
this is gonna be on every “explain the joke” sub within 24 hours
He’s about to receive a major award.
Yea really should have had the leg up on the dresser next to a lamp or something. My mind didn’t go directly to A Christmas Story.
Then he comes in dressed in a bunny suit
Only a matter of time before someone posts this on r/explainthejoke and r/peterexplainsthejoke.
This is some esoteric fetish imprinting.
I’m shocked how fast I got it before I read the text
It’s a major award!!!
She reminds him of the Fourth of July!
Don’t forget the lampshade, he tips big when you wear it.
I had Gemini explain it.
>Keep up, yeah? It’s a reference to that old film *A Christmas Story*.
>In the movie, the dad wins a “major award” which is just a proper weird lamp shaped like a woman’s leg. It’s wearing a fishnet stocking and a gold shade. Ralphie is the kid from the film.
>Fast forward a bit. Ralphie’s all grown up and clearly has a bit of a problem. Look at the floor. The girl he’s visiting has a prosthetic leg that’s a dead ringer for his dad’s lamp.
>The joke is Ralphie’s got a “type.” He’s literally out here looking for the human version of a piece of living room furniture. It’s dark, it’s weird, and you’re a bit slow for not clocking it.
>Want me to explain any other obvious jokes, or have you got it now?
If Hooters hires women with large breasts, who hires women with one leg?
I-Hop
A Christmas Story . Ralphie is the kid, the leg lamp. I feel like it’s pretty self explanatory