I kept my fingernail clippings in a glass jar for a few years as a kid.
TeuthidTheSquid on
Surely by the second year of collecting a quart of fake needles you might have considered just getting a replacement instead?
crankbot2000 on
Ashikura on
Don’t get pulled over with these, the cops will think it’s pot. Only half joking
VectorTA on
Keep those in the back seat of your car and get pulled over.
Reasonable-Elk8234 on
Put in a box, take it to Ikea with a stick, and ask for a refund
Squeaky_Pickles on
In a few years coat it in hardcore spray adhesive and just throw all the bags at it like confetti. You’ll have a …. One of a kind and unique “vintage” tree.
ivazquez71 on
How much for an ounce?
camcaine2575 on
Yeah….those are droppings…yeah 😉
nyrf12 on
My wife & I are on our 3rd tree in 6 years yet my mom is still putting up the one she bought in 1983. Also my grandma’s old aluminum one with the spinning color wheel from the 60s still works but the light up snowman we bought 3 years ago is already only lighting at the bottom.
Mammalanimal on
I thought I was on r/trees
ronchee1 on
NthLondonDude on
CHIVES anyone? 😉😉😉
Lazy-Interests on
You could sell that to some dumb teenagers
Psych_Riot on
I think it might be time for a new tree my guy
Valuable-Passion9731 on
Try again next year, chef (wait why the fuck do they not allow you to comment images this is ruining my joke)
Leakyboatlouie on
Temu?
unitconversion on
Time to get some super glue.
DJMagicHandz on
*micro plastics
ArmstrongPM on
They have a five year “life span”.
Used beyond has an exponential increase in damage done per use.
Ripple22 on
Whatever you do, don’t bring that over the border
awsum43 on
How much for the 2022?
Albertagus on
It feels like you’re keeping these for evidence…?
nynnie on
Buy a shitload of those clear, fillable craft ornaments and fill every one of them with the needles. Then just decorate your naked tree with the Needlementsâ„¢.
Luckygecko1 on
saltyyyy8383 on
I’m guessing you’ll have enough of these bags to open a tree needle museum by the time it’s done 😂
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Why tho?
I thought this was something else at first…
Did it come from Ikea as a “some assembly required” model?
Okay… this is kinda weird
Should have included a pic of the tree! 😩
Stop giving IKEA ideas
I kept my fingernail clippings in a glass jar for a few years as a kid.
Surely by the second year of collecting a quart of fake needles you might have considered just getting a replacement instead?
Don’t get pulled over with these, the cops will think it’s pot. Only half joking
Keep those in the back seat of your car and get pulled over.
Put in a box, take it to Ikea with a stick, and ask for a refund
In a few years coat it in hardcore spray adhesive and just throw all the bags at it like confetti. You’ll have a …. One of a kind and unique “vintage” tree.
How much for an ounce?
Yeah….those are droppings…yeah 😉
My wife & I are on our 3rd tree in 6 years yet my mom is still putting up the one she bought in 1983. Also my grandma’s old aluminum one with the spinning color wheel from the 60s still works but the light up snowman we bought 3 years ago is already only lighting at the bottom.
I thought I was on r/trees
CHIVES anyone? 😉😉😉
You could sell that to some dumb teenagers
I think it might be time for a new tree my guy
Try again next year, chef (wait why the fuck do they not allow you to comment images this is ruining my joke)
Temu?
Time to get some super glue.
*micro plastics
They have a five year “life span”.
Used beyond has an exponential increase in damage done per use.
Whatever you do, don’t bring that over the border
How much for the 2022?
It feels like you’re keeping these for evidence…?
Buy a shitload of those clear, fillable craft ornaments and fill every one of them with the needles. Then just decorate your naked tree with the Needlementsâ„¢.
I’m guessing you’ll have enough of these bags to open a tree needle museum by the time it’s done 😂