And all the half assed people shall rejoice in their new accommodations!
pseudodoc on
I really half assed that shit
Dark_Pulse on
Go on. Live adventurously.
***SHIT SIDEWAYS.***
jamantste on
I have a few questions…
The_Deathcrush on
High Five!
Kazureigh_Black on
Well go on. Wave back.
Walter_Stonkite on
A classy lady rides sidesaddle
Active_Ad_5322 on
Toilet Penguin is happy to see you.
Baandi on
Howdy!
rootntootn2gunshootn on
When your half-assed in-laws come to visit for the holidays!
shinigami56 on
o7 ….?
Drob10 on
Jeebus, the thumbnail made it look like a log on one side of the seat! …and I still clicked it, wtf
legendov on
It was giving you it’s heart
sultics on
Half butt cheeked people rejoice
sucobe on
rstock1962 on
Ewwww, wooden toilet seats are gross but that one is also well worn.
woutomatic on
Howdy stranger
remotemallard on
Sup
Mental_Freedom_1648 on
Oh lord, is the sub in its toilet era now?
That is weird, though.
-BluBone- on
I stand when I pidd
I kneel when I shidd
Internal-Cupcake-245 on
HAI GUYS! IT’S ME YOUR TOILET
luisapet on
Is this in Minneapolis? I’d swear I encountered one just like this in a bar a gazillion years ago but can’t recall where it was.
acopper87 on
When you wanna ride side saddle
TigerTerrier on
RJthewizard on
This toilet reminds me of the robot from Lost in Space.
ajbrown2539 on
Are you left cheeked or right cheeked?
hungmao on
For when the left cheeks don’t wanna share with the right cheeks.
lol022 on
Are you right butted or left butted
OrganicDoom2225 on
Took me a minute to realize its a wood seat…
Hireling on
Me: I’ll answer any questions you have–AH! as long as they’re NOT about what I had to eat today.
Toilet: Slowly lowers hand and sighs.
Me: Absolutely floods it with diarrhea.
illinoishokie on
Anyone else think it was a giant fucking slug wrapped around the toilet in the thumbnail?
BiggusDickus- on
What a half-assed attempt.
PresidentOfSwag on
something something turn the other cheek
CommunityWitch6806 on
It’s so friendly!
illz569 on
I feel like I would try to sit on this and the tip of my dick would immediately smush against that porcelain bar in the front.
Sir_Cthulhu_N_You on
Not trying to be one of those “but actually” people, but these sort of toilets were designed for people that have lost limbs whether it be from war or from an accident, it helps them balance and have a comfortable bowel movement and it makes it more accessible for everyone instead of designing a bathroom with handrails etc.
It has been proven to help people with a lack of a limb use the bathroom more independently instead of relying on others to help them go to the bathroom instead of depending on others for help and makes them feel more like they don’t need to depend on others for day to day activities.
I would like to thank you all for joining my bullshit TedTalk <3
Aartus on
New meaning to half-assed….
TheBestDrRuthless on
Shit Heil!
Fun-Mud3861 on
“Draw me like one of your French girls.”
beardawlish on
It looks like a duck smelling its armpit
dochev30 on
Hail Shitler
beardeddragon0113 on
Whys it look like its gonna slap my butt right as I sit down 🙁
43 Comments
And all the half assed people shall rejoice in their new accommodations!
I really half assed that shit
Go on. Live adventurously.
***SHIT SIDEWAYS.***
I have a few questions…
High Five!
Well go on. Wave back.
A classy lady rides sidesaddle
Toilet Penguin is happy to see you.
Howdy!
When your half-assed in-laws come to visit for the holidays!
o7 ….?
Jeebus, the thumbnail made it look like a log on one side of the seat! …and I still clicked it, wtf
It was giving you it’s heart
Half butt cheeked people rejoice
Ewwww, wooden toilet seats are gross but that one is also well worn.
Howdy stranger
Sup
Oh lord, is the sub in its toilet era now?
That is weird, though.
I stand when I pidd
I kneel when I shidd
HAI GUYS! IT’S ME YOUR TOILET
Is this in Minneapolis? I’d swear I encountered one just like this in a bar a gazillion years ago but can’t recall where it was.
When you wanna ride side saddle
This toilet reminds me of the robot from Lost in Space.
Are you left cheeked or right cheeked?
For when the left cheeks don’t wanna share with the right cheeks.
Are you right butted or left butted
Took me a minute to realize its a wood seat…
Me: I’ll answer any questions you have–AH! as long as they’re NOT about what I had to eat today.
Toilet: Slowly lowers hand and sighs.
Me: Absolutely floods it with diarrhea.
Anyone else think it was a giant fucking slug wrapped around the toilet in the thumbnail?
What a half-assed attempt.
something something turn the other cheek
It’s so friendly!
I feel like I would try to sit on this and the tip of my dick would immediately smush against that porcelain bar in the front.
Not trying to be one of those “but actually” people, but these sort of toilets were designed for people that have lost limbs whether it be from war or from an accident, it helps them balance and have a comfortable bowel movement and it makes it more accessible for everyone instead of designing a bathroom with handrails etc.
It has been proven to help people with a lack of a limb use the bathroom more independently instead of relying on others to help them go to the bathroom instead of depending on others for help and makes them feel more like they don’t need to depend on others for day to day activities.
I would like to thank you all for joining my bullshit TedTalk <3
New meaning to half-assed….
Shit Heil!
“Draw me like one of your French girls.”
It looks like a duck smelling its armpit
Hail Shitler
Whys it look like its gonna slap my butt right as I sit down 🙁
Thats some serious crapsmanship right there