The Governor of Louisiana announces his new job is to make Greenland part of the United States

    by justalazygamer

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    1. Well, with Landry – the most successful, highly skilled negotiator ever known to mankind – on the planet even- working on absorbing Greenland into a Trump grift, we can all rest assured that Greenland will remain with Denmark.

    2. When will they realise that repeating what an orange painted pig says is not a viable long-term strategy

    3. Good Lord, what is this fresh madness? Dear Leader is back to his dementia-addled obsession with Greenland now? Well, I guess he’d rather think about that than the Epstein Files. President Pedo.

    4. This is legit something that The Onion could come up with but instead it’s real life and we’re all fucked 🙃

    5. Reasonabledwarf on

      My “this in no way affects my position” tweet is raising a lot of questions answered by my tweet

    6. Another embarrassing Trump ass kissing buffoon brought to us by the Fox Ministry Of Propaganda. Please, Louisiana, fire this loser.

    7. Is part of his job telling the people of Greenland about the excellent education, superb standards of living and total lack of racism in Louisiana?

    8. SaltyZookeepergame46 on

      Another massive play for the billionaires to acquire control of Greenlands minerals.

    9. VorHerreTilHest on

      This is a big brain move by mr. Trump.
      The other day he said that he doesn’t want all these subhuman african people to come to the USA – no, he wants more Scandinavians, like Danes.
      Only problem is, the Danes don’t want to go to the USA. So what to do? You just invade Denmark and make it part of the USA, and ey presto! problem solved. 🙂

    10. Juggernaughty00 on

      How about helping kids:
      – Not go hungry
      – Not be homeless
      – Get an education that’s not bottom 5
      – Not get caught up in gangs, violence, or drugs

      And the list could go on and on

    11. Have fun with that dipshit, just visited Greenland for the first time this Summer. Amazing place but they’re not interested in joining America right as we lobotomize ourselves with fascism for some strange reason.

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