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    Our time has come

    by ExactlySorta

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    4. Weary_Panda80 on

      I suddenly just have a burning desire to vote dem and listen to taylor swift. 🤣

    5. Holliday_Hobo on

      I heard the government controlled super virus activated via sounds on our cellphones will turn us into zombies. I hope next Halloween they go with ghosts. Zombies are so passé.

    8. Ok-Gear-5593 on

      Deli guy was shocked as it went off as they watched a video while slicing my turkey. Manager wasn’t happy his phone was out oops. I tried to tell him all phones were going off. Hope people didn’t get in too much trouble today.

    9. Solidus-Prime on

      I went and stood around the QAnon guys and dropped everything and started acting like I was transforming into a zombie when it went off.

      They were not amused lmao. One of them looked like he might actually be scared until I started laughing lol.

    11. Siolentsmitty on

      Why the hell are these chumps worried about zombies anyways , don’t they know zombies eat brains? They’re completely safe.

    14. Psychological-Ad1433 on

      It’s crazy to me that all of us not turning into zombies on the specific date and time THEY identified still won’t be enough for most of these loons to hop off the idiot train once and for all.

      Jfc how stupid can these people be?!?

    17. england_man on

      Speak for yourself. My 5G reception is awful, and so in my download speed.

      Can anyone recommend me a better brand of vaccine that has stable 5G connection?

    20. evil_timmy on

      If the signal didn’t turn you into a zombie, raise your hand. And if it did turn you into a zombie, raise both hands, shamble, and groan.

    23. brokensou1 on

      Jewish Space Lasers FTW! I’m also a fan of the Goyum Space Lasers tho. Space Lasers FTW

    26. mekonsrevenge on

      I’m at my doctor’s. As I was getting the two vaccinations the alert went off on dozens of phones. Suddenly, i feel a bit peckish…very hungry…I NEED BRAINSSSSSSS

    27. mitchsn on

      SHHHHH be quiet! Let them stay locked in their Y2k bunkers! ARRRRRR we are all zombies now! Stay down there! Pirates, I mean we became pirates matey!

    29. VomitingPotato on

      I am saddened to know people who actually took off from work because they really thought society would come crashing down over a FEMA alert.

      I have no words for these people. Not sure how you can convince yourself of something so insanely dumb, and then when nothing happens, act as if you weren’t a total jackass for swallowing the nonsense. Like the morons waiting in Dallas for JFK Jr. to return from the dead and be Trump’s running mate.

      OK. Nothing happened. Feel dumb? You should. You absolutely should. Will you reject the next load of crap which gets spread across the internet like wildfire? Nope. Because you’re also stubborn as fuck.

      I hate that I am tethered to these people in society. Because love them or hate them, we are in this shit together.

      But if you took the bait on the FEMA alert zombie scare, sincerely, never vote again. Ever. You are disqualified.

    30. shushholden on

      If enough of us rally together I think we could actually convince the QAnon freaks that there’s a liberal zombie invasion and watch them scramble to get their shit ready for the apocalypse.

    34. Dead_Cash_Burn on

      Yeah well, my soul jumped out of my body which is staggering around like a drunk zombie.

    35. diverareyouok on

      Huh, the only thing that happened to me was an orgasmic urge to vote Democrat. On a hunch, I thought about voting for Trump, and suddenly a shooting pain radiated from the injection site… I guess they now know what my thoughts are. Every time I think about Biden I get a tingling in my loins now. It’s weird.

    37. MaddBaggins on

      You’re lucky. I Zeke’d out and ate my family.
      I’m lonely now and hungry for more brains.

    38. Comfortable_Fill9081 on

      My question is, how do we know who are the zombies and who are the anti-zombies given that if I were a zombie I would not admit it.

      Should we just assume everyone is a zombie and kill them?

    44. Doglove1995 on

      We don’t the usual space laser until Chanukah. How do you think we light the menorah 🕎

    48. moonbeamcrazyeyes on

      Could you send it towards my backyard? I didn’t have time to mow this weekend.

    49. Consistent_Policy420 on

      this is what i don’t understand. these absolute troglodytes think our gov is so powerful and advanced they are deploying nano bots in vaccines and activating them via sonic frequencies, so what in the actual fuck do these idiots think they are going to do? shoot at them? who? the government is so many regular people lol. i just don’t understand how you can be so fucking stupid. how.

    50. vkashen on

      I know. I died 30 times when it went off, but fortunately, my wife used our defib kit we keep in the house (I’m a firefighter) to resuscitate me each time. I’ve had 5 jabs, so let’s see how many times I die tonight from the delayed effects. It also turned my skin inside out, but I’m not so worried about that, at least I had Covid 3 times since the first 2 jabs and never had more than a bad cold, unlike my ex-MAGAt friends who fared much worse, and some of whom aren’t with us anymore. Oh well.

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