My fiancé is convinced that this couldn’t possibly be an axe, and that I wrapped it like this to deceive him, and he’s been trying his hardest to figure out what it is….. It’s an axe.

    by fatherbundy

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    1. My sister just did this to my brother! We were all convinced she got him a rubber kitchen spatula…she put a cardboard handle on a gift card 🤣

    2. You ruined the perfect opportunity to wrap it like a big ol dick and balls only to be an axe in the end.

    3. Many a Canadian boy has had a hockey stick under the tree wrapped like this. Only for your parents to try and convince you it’s something else.  

    4. My girlfriend once got a gift from her brother that was in a massive flat cardboard box and she jokingly said that it was sword shaped. Fast forward to Christmas and I’m yanking Cloud’s Buster Sword from her so she stops hitting me with it.

    5. I mean, that means you actually *did* trick him by wrapping it like that, so when you really think about it, he’s right. You did wrap it like that to trick him! Just not in the way he thinks!

    6. He’s immediately gonna hit you with it when he finds out it’s literally just been an axe this whole time lmao

    7. PassTheCrabLegs on

      My family has a history of putting gifts in toblerone boxes and then disguising the toblerones as something else… so this level of paranoia is pretty par for the course (especially when something is wrapped with such an obvious shape – whoever wrapped it just *has* to be hiding something)

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