The One Dick to rule them all…and in the darkness bind them
kain185 on
Sucks for non dick havers
Stifu on
Guess there was a confusion due to lowercase “cl” looking like “d” (maybe through OCR?), then they changed the text to title case. Or maybe it’s just some translation issue. Or maybe you really need a dick to operate this.
Particular_Baby_6207 on
ONE Dick, it’s simple…just one…not two 🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍✌️🫡
Real-Illustrator-409 on
This is how the patriarchy finally wins. They’ve just been waiting for the technology to catch up.
fujidust on
Just the tip
SkeetnYou on
That’s all she needs to unlock the treasure
thentil on
Be glad it’s not the old model that needed 2 dicks, that was real awkward when I always had to call my neighbor over to help my wife and I unlock the door.
alalaladede on
You need that One Dick for the Back Lock body only, all is good.
gatsome on
It’s called “Hands Free” in some places
palealei5best on
For when your hands are full of groceries
KingDaveRa on
Better do some cock pushups then
Uther-Lightbringer on
Lock Design by Jeffery Epstein
flyingforfun3 on
Thank god. I’m tired of asking my neighbors to help.
WatersEdge07 on
At least you only need the one. Getting more than one in that space could require some creative thinking.
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The One Dick to rule them all…and in the darkness bind them
Sucks for non dick havers
Guess there was a confusion due to lowercase “cl” looking like “d” (maybe through OCR?), then they changed the text to title case. Or maybe it’s just some translation issue. Or maybe you really need a dick to operate this.
ONE Dick, it’s simple…just one…not two 🤣😂🤣😂🤣👍✌️🫡
This is how the patriarchy finally wins. They’ve just been waiting for the technology to catch up.
Just the tip
That’s all she needs to unlock the treasure
Be glad it’s not the old model that needed 2 dicks, that was real awkward when I always had to call my neighbor over to help my wife and I unlock the door.
You need that One Dick for the Back Lock body only, all is good.
It’s called “Hands Free” in some places
For when your hands are full of groceries
Better do some cock pushups then
Lock Design by Jeffery Epstein
Thank god. I’m tired of asking my neighbors to help.
At least you only need the one. Getting more than one in that space could require some creative thinking.
Looks like there’s an emergency nob built in.
Technically true
So, is this for the back door, or…?
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It’s for us guys when our hands are full.
I got a bag full of ’em, will that work?
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