I’ve been asking myself that for a long time now. I’m worried about the kids growing up now who think this is normal. That can’t be healthy.
threefeetoffun- on
“Here are my favorite books and movies for 2025”-Obama
“I know what a giraffe is” Trump
Under_Milkwood_1969 on
🤦♂️
tallman11282 on
Dude boasts about taking cognitive tests regularly and how difficult they are when those tests are only given when dementia is suspected or to help track the progress of dementia and are very easy to pass if you don’t have dementia.
Just more proof he has advanced dementia (the constantly bruised hand is another sign, it’s very likely from an Alzheimers medicine that is given by IV and in older folks, especially ones likely to have poor veins because of their diet and health like Trump, the best veins they can find are in their hands) and should be in a care home, not the White House.
Stoneclanish_abroad on
Yes, but was he able to color btwn the lines?
Sodamyte on
JFC is this just fantasy.. caught in a landslide.. no escape from reality..
timmy5toes on
The pride of America
Ds1018 on
Is there a link to this sound bite in video form?
coinpile on
Can someone post a link to a video already?
Texas_Sam2002 on
If we ever needed proof we live in a simulation. I can just see the gamemasters say “Let’s make their Leader crazier and crazier and see what they do. What? They’re STILL not doing anything? Call QA.”
QuintusNonus on
Is this for real
zapdoszaperson on
Its very real because thats actually part of tested used to diagnose dementia
Suitable-Werewolf492 on
Wish I could see the drs face when he pointed at the fucking hippo.
TheUpgrayed on
You could use this picture format and put literally anything in parentheses and I would believe he said it in a ‘speech’. “The big strong man told me that monkeys were being molested on the streets of Paris”? I’d believe he actually fucking said it. “They told me I was brilliant because no one ever said things fall down, well sometimes they fall down sometimes they fall up it’s about which oil you use in the magnet cloud”? I’d believe he fucking said it.
WasteBinStuff on
Because the people he’s talking to aren’t entirely sure what a giraffe is.
leatherpantsgod on
It just is.
Speed_Alarming on
The really sad part is that there was no giraffe. He pointed to a tiger and said “Ooh! A giraffe!”
dasaniAKON on
Sounds like the game I play with my toddler at bedtime.
We have a book where we count 10 animals to sleep and the last page has all the animals and I ask my LO “can you find the [blank]?”
One of them is in fact a Giraffe.
Pitiful_Option_108 on
Lmao and I bet you he still got it wrong.
Murderbot_420 on
That’s some 25th amendment stuff right there.
PrimaryFriend7867 on
i wonder if he can count back from 100 by 7 or spell “world” backwards, as in the mini mental status exam.
i’m betting not.
Hellraiser1123 on
I don’t understand how any of his supporters can listen to this and still have zero doubt. This man is the president of the United States, and he just stood in front of a live crowd and said that “which one is the giraffe,” is a hard question to answer. How the fuck are they not absolutely mortified and humiliated by this?
Still-Grass8881 on
“Sir, there is no giraffe in the pictures. Where are you seeing a giraffe!?” -the frustrated doctor
A-Chntrd on
“First time ?”
Virtual-Public-4750 on
Stuff like this is why The Onion isn’t a thing anymore. I don’t even need to google this bs to know it’s real. Look at those people behind him, “proudly” standing. Thanks to the internet, you’ll always be remembered as “one of those people” for years to come.
Taminella_Grinderfal on
Oh if you think this is good he also talked about Melanie steaming her panties.
RunSilent219 on
TheBlueBlaze on
Something that should be noted: In that cognitive test, the animals are shown without any names given. The patient is supposed to identify them from sight alone.
If the doctor is asking “which one is the giraffe?”, that means he’s having so much trouble identifying the animals that the doctor is trying to *help him along* on what’s supposed to be a basic cognitive test.
If the president is not only bragging about acing a cognitive test, but has to cheat in order to ace it, our government is in far more trouble on a fundamental level.
DatabaseFickle9306 on
I know this is crazy but I think he has a point. The other night I ordered tilapia and they brought me braised whole hippopotamus instead. I was wise enough to send it back. Can’t fool me OR the president.
RiverHarris on
Jeez. They at least tried to hide Reagan’s Alzheimer’s.
Ambitious-Class2541 on
“I saw my picture and selected Ass from the list.”
Azfitnessprofessor on
Textbook narcissism, needing to be seen as unique and special
Outside-Woodpecker16 on
4D Chess folks!!
dmk510 on
When you surpass -99 stupidity you actually roll back over to 100 intellect. It’s an exploit but that just makes him smart.
TopherJustin on
That whole speech was a train wreck carrying flaming dumpsters.
sullcrowe on
Not easy at all. I’ve got a nice little pond, but imagine my horror when I accidentally bought 12 giraffes to put in it. Carnage.
JPGinMadtown on
Imagine at his age thinking it is a brag to claim he can recognize a giraffe. Two year olds brag about that and with better reason.
Fit_Low592 on
Cool, so we’ve confirmed we have a toddler for a president. Hope he can point to a country on a map before we launch missiles at it.
wandernwade on
How many cognitive tests has this dude been given so far??
(I guess he didn’t know what the giraffe was? 😂)
Minivric on
The bar is in the gutter for this criminal orange clown.
ShazRockwell on
I would love to see how he drew the hands on the clock.
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I’ve been asking myself that for a long time now. I’m worried about the kids growing up now who think this is normal. That can’t be healthy.
“Here are my favorite books and movies for 2025”-Obama
“I know what a giraffe is” Trump
🤦♂️
Dude boasts about taking cognitive tests regularly and how difficult they are when those tests are only given when dementia is suspected or to help track the progress of dementia and are very easy to pass if you don’t have dementia.
Just more proof he has advanced dementia (the constantly bruised hand is another sign, it’s very likely from an Alzheimers medicine that is given by IV and in older folks, especially ones likely to have poor veins because of their diet and health like Trump, the best veins they can find are in their hands) and should be in a care home, not the White House.
Yes, but was he able to color btwn the lines?
JFC is this just fantasy.. caught in a landslide.. no escape from reality..
The pride of America
Is there a link to this sound bite in video form?
Can someone post a link to a video already?
If we ever needed proof we live in a simulation. I can just see the gamemasters say “Let’s make their Leader crazier and crazier and see what they do. What? They’re STILL not doing anything? Call QA.”
Is this for real
Its very real because thats actually part of tested used to diagnose dementia
Wish I could see the drs face when he pointed at the fucking hippo.
You could use this picture format and put literally anything in parentheses and I would believe he said it in a ‘speech’. “The big strong man told me that monkeys were being molested on the streets of Paris”? I’d believe he actually fucking said it. “They told me I was brilliant because no one ever said things fall down, well sometimes they fall down sometimes they fall up it’s about which oil you use in the magnet cloud”? I’d believe he fucking said it.
Because the people he’s talking to aren’t entirely sure what a giraffe is.
It just is.
The really sad part is that there was no giraffe. He pointed to a tiger and said “Ooh! A giraffe!”
Sounds like the game I play with my toddler at bedtime.
We have a book where we count 10 animals to sleep and the last page has all the animals and I ask my LO “can you find the [blank]?”
One of them is in fact a Giraffe.
Lmao and I bet you he still got it wrong.
That’s some 25th amendment stuff right there.
i wonder if he can count back from 100 by 7 or spell “world” backwards, as in the mini mental status exam.
i’m betting not.
I don’t understand how any of his supporters can listen to this and still have zero doubt. This man is the president of the United States, and he just stood in front of a live crowd and said that “which one is the giraffe,” is a hard question to answer. How the fuck are they not absolutely mortified and humiliated by this?
“Sir, there is no giraffe in the pictures. Where are you seeing a giraffe!?” -the frustrated doctor
“First time ?”
Stuff like this is why The Onion isn’t a thing anymore. I don’t even need to google this bs to know it’s real. Look at those people behind him, “proudly” standing. Thanks to the internet, you’ll always be remembered as “one of those people” for years to come.
Oh if you think this is good he also talked about Melanie steaming her panties.
Something that should be noted: In that cognitive test, the animals are shown without any names given. The patient is supposed to identify them from sight alone.
If the doctor is asking “which one is the giraffe?”, that means he’s having so much trouble identifying the animals that the doctor is trying to *help him along* on what’s supposed to be a basic cognitive test.
If the president is not only bragging about acing a cognitive test, but has to cheat in order to ace it, our government is in far more trouble on a fundamental level.
I know this is crazy but I think he has a point. The other night I ordered tilapia and they brought me braised whole hippopotamus instead. I was wise enough to send it back. Can’t fool me OR the president.
Jeez. They at least tried to hide Reagan’s Alzheimer’s.
“I saw my picture and selected Ass from the list.”
Textbook narcissism, needing to be seen as unique and special
4D Chess folks!!
When you surpass -99 stupidity you actually roll back over to 100 intellect. It’s an exploit but that just makes him smart.
That whole speech was a train wreck carrying flaming dumpsters.
Not easy at all. I’ve got a nice little pond, but imagine my horror when I accidentally bought 12 giraffes to put in it. Carnage.
Imagine at his age thinking it is a brag to claim he can recognize a giraffe. Two year olds brag about that and with better reason.
Cool, so we’ve confirmed we have a toddler for a president. Hope he can point to a country on a map before we launch missiles at it.
How many cognitive tests has this dude been given so far??
(I guess he didn’t know what the giraffe was? 😂)
The bar is in the gutter for this criminal orange clown.
I would love to see how he drew the hands on the clock.
