It’s okay, it happens when you get older, nothing to worry about
SecureProfessional34 on
I think it’s the amount of fillers and brine they use sobthey can charge your for a certain weight without getting in trouble for it bot really being the advertised size.
Dukedawg88 on
It’s not the size that matters…it’s the taste
jasdonle on
This post sure brought out the hotdog snobs.
Nenoshka on
Men will use any old excuse.
Travelgrrl on
He’s a show-er, not a grow-er.
brian_hogg on
Maybe it’s still cold, or nervous.
Golden_Llama_ on
Maybe he’s just nervous?
gsdpaint on
Was it in the pool?
geothermalcat on
definitely filled with elongated water
HeWhoShlNotBNmd on

Punxatowny on

He’s special
TBearForever on
Put it in the macrowave to make it bigger
SKYERlM on

Khazuk on
That’s what evaporating moisture does.
SupaBloo on
Because the heating process removed a lot of the water in it. Still the same amount of meat, though.
jdemack on
Chef Mike stole a few inches.
2RedRafts on
Microwave must have been set to “cold.”
TomaszP9SJZPL on
check it with your penis next, this is now a scientific question and we desperately need answers
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Why would you microwave a hotdog

Strange, usually the cold makes them shrink

“I was in the pool!!”
But why in a microwave?
Had it been in the pool?
It’s OK babe, it happens to everyone.
It’s okay, it happens when you get older, nothing to worry about
I think it’s the amount of fillers and brine they use sobthey can charge your for a certain weight without getting in trouble for it bot really being the advertised size.
It’s not the size that matters…it’s the taste
This post sure brought out the hotdog snobs.
Men will use any old excuse.
He’s a show-er, not a grow-er.
Maybe it’s still cold, or nervous.
Maybe he’s just nervous?
Was it in the pool?
definitely filled with elongated water


He’s special
Put it in the macrowave to make it bigger

That’s what evaporating moisture does.
Because the heating process removed a lot of the water in it. Still the same amount of meat, though.
Chef Mike stole a few inches.
Microwave must have been set to “cold.”
check it with your penis next, this is now a scientific question and we desperately need answers
well it aint ballpark.
You lost me at microwaving hot dogs