Man: "I think I'll feed that bird this fish" Bird: "Stupid human, fish belong in water not on land" by bknight677
PacquiaoFreeHousing on December 19, 2025 3:05 am I can catch it whenever I want human. Now put it back in the water, I will eat it when I’m hungry. -the bird
KingTobia_II on December 19, 2025 3:10 am “Yeah lemme just swim away after being suffocated and stabbed in the gills.”
alladin-316 on December 19, 2025 3:13 am “A day will come when I eat thy fish. But that day is not today” – Bird
ShivStone on December 19, 2025 3:20 am “Catch and release my dude. Let it go and maybe it’ll spawn something that’ll fit in my throat” -Birb
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Hahahaha
I can catch it whenever I want human. Now put it back in the water, I will eat it when I’m hungry.
-the bird
“Yeah lemme just swim away after being suffocated and stabbed in the gills.”
maybe he was full
It skewered tf out of that fish. Damn
“A day will come when I eat thy fish. But that day is not today” – Bird
“These ones taste like shit”
Birb doesn’t want to be fed…it wants to hunt
If “bro, I didn’t ask for your help” was a bird.
♫ Put that thing back where it came from or so help me ♫
“I don’t need YOUR HELP, human.”
“Catch and release my dude. Let it go and maybe it’ll spawn something that’ll fit in my throat” -Birb