Puzzleheaded_Way_916 on December 18, 2025 11:38 am Full service for $70 that a steal you can’t get a old refrigerator box for that price now
Zesty-B230F on December 18, 2025 11:58 am “Ten minutes or the next one is half off. Other mortuary services leave your loved ones laying around in the garden for hours…”
Aggressive-Plastic74 on December 18, 2025 12:06 pm What’s the hurry? Preventative Zombie transformation or something 🧟♂️
Yesterday_Is_Now on December 18, 2025 12:22 pm 10 minutes? Are they picking up bodies while they are still warm?
Gazzarris on December 18, 2025 12:34 pm They either moved or consolidated to Westwood, and I believe, now manage Westwood Memorial Cemetery.
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#1 suspect of all untimely deaths in their neighborhood
“That’s…20 minutes away. I’ll be there in ten.”
Full service for $70 that a steal you can’t get a old refrigerator box for that price now
“Ten minutes or the next one is half off. Other mortuary services leave your loved ones laying around in the garden for hours…”
What’s the hurry? Preventative Zombie transformation or something 🧟♂️
10 minutes? Are they picking up bodies while they are still warm?
They either moved or consolidated to Westwood, and I believe, now manage Westwood Memorial Cemetery.