Why do I feel like there’s someone new in the back? “Be sure you put tomato on that plate before you send it out!” “Okay! 🍅”
John_Rackham007 on
MongolianCluster on
Not a bad looking tomato. I slice fruits and veggies at home all the time so I approve.
THEGHOSTHACKER on
How I’d be with that mater
TheSeedsYouSow on
Fine with me
Zealousideal_Gap_553 on
Your supposed to eat them like an apple.
random-euro on
Haha, I’d be a bit….hmm weird but OK, whole giant tomato. Then I’d eat it, I love tomato 😁
Devolutionator on
No that’s just a tomato slice. Everything is bigger in Texas.
Moving-thefuck-on on
That’s when I lick it and yell “no take backsies!” Right when they set the plate down.
ooO00X00Ooo on
RubAnADUB on
take a bite and eat it like an apple. put a bit of salt on it to up its taste.
Quarantini on
This feels like code for something. Either you are being propositioned for something kinky or the secret plans for a spy sattelite are folded up in your omelette.
PM_PICS_OF_YOUR_FEET on
You mean it’s not normal to swallow a whole tomato for breakfast?
winthroprd on
Some people prefer their ketchup unprocessed. They gave you both options.
WaterFriendsIV on
Sides
Tomato – $1.50
Tomato, sliced – $2.00
DropoutDreamer on
Looks damn good
SpartArticus on
Epic
rafaeltrenton on
You have teeth… don’t you?
The_Goondocks on
Throw it back
jrng on
Sous Chef: What else should we put on the plate?
Chef: I don’t fucking know, throw a tomato on there.
Cheersscar on
If it’s ripe, eat it like an apple. If not, then wtf.
TheAVnerd on
Eat it like an apple while making strict eye contact with the wait staff.
Justbrowsingredditts on
OP, how exactly did the menu describe this dish? Lol
VegetableHuman6316 on
My woman would love that
Polish_Shamrock on
Did they not give you a knife?
K-Shrizzle on
Youre supposed to smash it all over the omelette
dascrackhaus on
omelette: appears proper
tater tots: has potential to be epic *or* epic fail
tomato: reminds me of UK breakfast, doesn’t bother me
based on appearance this looks like a perfectly acceptable / adequately proportioned breakfast…but i could see a typical American fly-over state resident looking at this and being disappointed in the lack of syrup/grease/fat
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It’s so you can pretend you are Denethor.
Eat it in one bite! Show dominance!
Why do I feel like there’s someone new in the back? “Be sure you put tomato on that plate before you send it out!” “Okay! 🍅”
Not a bad looking tomato. I slice fruits and veggies at home all the time so I approve.
How I’d be with that mater
Fine with me
Your supposed to eat them like an apple.
Haha, I’d be a bit….hmm weird but OK, whole giant tomato. Then I’d eat it, I love tomato 😁
No that’s just a tomato slice. Everything is bigger in Texas.
That’s when I lick it and yell “no take backsies!” Right when they set the plate down.
take a bite and eat it like an apple. put a bit of salt on it to up its taste.
This feels like code for something. Either you are being propositioned for something kinky or the secret plans for a spy sattelite are folded up in your omelette.
You mean it’s not normal to swallow a whole tomato for breakfast?
Some people prefer their ketchup unprocessed. They gave you both options.
Sides
Tomato – $1.50
Tomato, sliced – $2.00
Looks damn good
Epic
You have teeth… don’t you?
Throw it back
Sous Chef: What else should we put on the plate?
Chef: I don’t fucking know, throw a tomato on there.
If it’s ripe, eat it like an apple. If not, then wtf.
Eat it like an apple while making strict eye contact with the wait staff.
OP, how exactly did the menu describe this dish? Lol
My woman would love that
Did they not give you a knife?
Youre supposed to smash it all over the omelette
omelette: appears proper
tater tots: has potential to be epic *or* epic fail
tomato: reminds me of UK breakfast, doesn’t bother me
based on appearance this looks like a perfectly acceptable / adequately proportioned breakfast…but i could see a typical American fly-over state resident looking at this and being disappointed in the lack of syrup/grease/fat