Aggressive_Homework9 on December 17, 2025 6:44 pm actually dead lmao puttin a fuck machine in a bed is next level
randskarma on December 17, 2025 6:46 pm The music!!! This is an honest laugh…those girls were so funny.
techman710 on December 17, 2025 6:46 pm Finally an invention that we all wanted. This is what you can do when internet porn is blocked.
randskarma on December 17, 2025 6:48 pm I just added this song to my playlist….lol https://preview.redd.it/nx6a8syo8t7g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f118ee9761d3931395df6f376e53b3fb640532e
Astine_Grape_5315 on December 17, 2025 6:53 pm what’s up with all the Chinese/Japanese sex posts lately!
DickyReadIt on December 17, 2025 6:59 pm “I’m a power bottom.. well an electric powered bottom anyways, same thing”
Genoism_science on December 17, 2025 7:01 pm for an older couple, that helps! don’t have to do much and completes the job.
Ibdreddog-2025 on December 17, 2025 7:02 pm What happens if the fabric tears up then you really riding it both of y’all
Truorganics on December 17, 2025 7:05 pm I remember when u could put some quarters in the bed for this.
ItsTheOtherGuys on December 17, 2025 7:09 pm All the Mormons out there, just let this new tech soak in!
normalbot9999 on December 17, 2025 7:15 pm I can see why people might want this sort of thing but OMG we are destined to be like the people in WALL-E. USE YOUR BODY, PEOPLE.
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China for the win lolÂ
Infinite stamina
Time to get down to business, yeah boii
Wait till the kids at BYU see this 🫨🤤💗
mormons everywhere rejoice
so who does the job ? me or the bed ?
Bet this goes hard in Utah.
actually dead lmao puttin a fuck machine in a bed is next level
The music!!! This is an honest laugh…those girls were so funny.
What a stupid idea. I want one!!!
Finally an invention that we all wanted. This is what you can do when internet porn is blocked.
Really don’t want to have this on during Sabbath
Maximum efficiency 💦
I just added this song to my playlist….lol
https://preview.redd.it/nx6a8syo8t7g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f118ee9761d3931395df6f376e53b3fb640532e
Do I pay her or the bed pays her?
imagine getting out-thrusted by your bed
Does it come with an attachment
The design is very human
They should call it the “super soaker.”
The Soak-a-matic 6900
Interesting as fuck indeed!
Stephen Chow did this first.
If the bed’s a-rockin, no one’s in it!
what’s up with all the Chinese/Japanese sex posts lately!
I’ll take two!
Doesn’t seem useful… quite the opposite?
The secret is that there is a person inside the mattress too.
It’s called the lazy fucker
Sold out in Utah
Where else but in China
And ofc this post has 69 upvotes as of now.
It’s called the “Lazy Fuck”
Auto soaker
Why he has a Jaguar belt?
This will be a hot item in Utah.
Ahh, so this will resolve China’s decreasing population!
“I’m a power bottom.. well an electric powered bottom anyways, same thing”
for an older couple, that helps! don’t have to do much and completes the job.
In China the bed fucks you!!
~~Interesting~~lazyasfuck
Bedjob
The US has truly fallen behind.
What happens if the fabric tears up then you really riding it both of y’all
That seems awkward for sleep, am I missing something?
I remember when u could put some quarters in the bed for this.
All the Mormons out there, just let this new tech soak in!
Soaking 2.0 just dropped!
Wife said I need to get fucking help!
I can see why people might want this sort of thing but OMG we are destined to be like the people in WALL-E.
USE YOUR BODY, PEOPLE.