luvs_animals on December 17, 2025 5:41 pm More stupidity at [We’re Out of Cornflakes](https://wereoutofcornflakes.com)
Regularjoe42 on December 17, 2025 5:48 pm How’s Dracula going to enter houses without permission from the owner?
Kitsune-Ai on December 17, 2025 5:57 pm Not complaining, but….. doesn’t Krampus have “punishing bad kids” covered? Or is the demand so big nowadays that he needs back up?
AffectionateAir2856 on December 17, 2025 5:58 pm Dracula is European…12 days holiday would be a joke to him
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Corporate vampires really do have better perks
More stupidity at [We’re Out of Cornflakes](https://wereoutofcornflakes.com)
How’s Dracula going to enter houses without permission from the owner?
Not complaining, but….. doesn’t Krampus have “punishing bad kids” covered? Or is the demand so big nowadays that he needs back up?
Dracula is European…12 days holiday would be a joke to him
Meh
Why does Santa already know what the elves’ blood tastes like?