Nerevarine91 on December 17, 2025 10:31 am Don’t pretend that wouldn’t be great. “This is Pete! He’s here for you to hang out with when I have to go to work. He likes Mario Kart and falls for ‘deez nuts’ jokes every time.”
XROOR on December 17, 2025 10:57 am I moved into a high crime neighborhood and went to get a nice haircut. Barber immediately puts on fishing cable channel as I walk in to sit down. Asks me what I want, I tell him “no.2 fade up to the ears and trim off the top….” Barber then asks if I want to buy an ounce of weed…….
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Don’t pretend that wouldn’t be great.
“This is Pete! He’s here for you to hang out with when I have to go to work. He likes Mario Kart and falls for ‘deez nuts’ jokes every time.”
I fear that our friend here may have misread the terrain.
Yet, they say romance is dead
I moved into a high crime neighborhood and went to get a nice haircut. Barber immediately puts on fishing cable channel as I walk in to sit down.
Asks me what I want, I tell him “no.2 fade up to the ears and trim off the top….”
Barber then asks if I want to buy an ounce of weed…….