vbvahunter on December 16, 2025 3:31 pm It barely looks like it yet looks just like it at the same time
InnerVerse_App on December 16, 2025 3:33 pm Ah, yes, the rare Coffee Continent. Very unstable borders.
FerrisBuelersdaycock on December 16, 2025 3:34 pm The coffee reading would tell you it’s time for you to travel and venture all over the American continent lol
Weedsmoker3000 on December 16, 2025 3:42 pm This must be after the great earthquake that supposed to demolish/split the south from the mainland.
SaltyShawarma on December 16, 2025 3:44 pm The Gulf of Mexico cannot encroach fast enough. It will take real environmental disaster to save the US from itself ala The Watchmen
Zassssss on December 16, 2025 3:46 pm Funny thing, that’s actually how the Americas were formed in real life.
not2day1024 on December 16, 2025 3:49 pm Florida floated off and joined Canada as its latest province in a bizarre twist of events.
CaptainObfuscation on December 16, 2025 3:52 pm It looks like the Americas minus the worst parts. Quebec, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana… it’s probably an improvement
plink-plink-bro on December 16, 2025 3:52 pm Quick, throw some oil next to it and see how it reacts lol
Maleficent_Light_437 on December 16, 2025 4:14 pm It is your destiny to conquer these lands. The gods have spoken and have given you this auspicious sign.
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It barely looks like it yet looks just like it at the same time
Ah, yes, the rare Coffee Continent. Very unstable borders.
Next: OP’s tea spill looks like Eurasia.
The coffee reading would tell you it’s time for you to travel and venture all over the American continent lol
Yes it does
What did Canada ever do to you?
Maybe the Americas look like your coffee spill…!
Canada and Louisiana are decimated.
If only….
This must be after the great earthquake that supposed to demolish/split the south from the mainland.
Somebody nuked the south.
It’s, the Grim!
Let’s go to Santo Jamaicuberico this winter
I can see my house from here!
coffee americano
The Gulf of Mexico cannot encroach fast enough. It will take real environmental disaster to save the US from itself ala The Watchmen
That was my first thought before reading the title!
Funny thing, that’s actually how the Americas were formed in real life.
Canada is a crater after that asteriod.
r/mapporncirclejerk
Florida floated off and joined Canada as its latest province in a bizarre twist of events.
Yeah but this map doesn’t have James
It looks like the Americas minus the worst parts. Quebec, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana… it’s probably an improvement
Quick, throw some oil next to it and see how it reacts lol
I’d prefer this version of America. I think most of us would.
It even incudes the Caribbean lol
It wants to go home
Stop it or you will summon the ghost of Columbus
oh
we live in a simulation
Yes, when all the ice melts and the water rises
Was it an Americano ☕️ ?
It’s a sign
It is your destiny to conquer these lands. The gods have spoken and have given you this auspicious sign.