A priest, a pirate, and an Elvis-impersonator walk into a bar. The bartender says, “You worship a mean-spirited turd because he speaks to what is putrid in your soul.” And then the chicken crossed the road.
A priest, a pirate, and an Elvis-impersonator walk into a bar. The bartender says, “You worship a mean-spirited turd because he speaks to what is putrid in your soul.” And then the chicken crossed the road.
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A pedophile, a con man and a dementia patient walk into a bar and the bartender asks “What’ll ya have Donny?”
Not going to lie, I’m stealing that joke.
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Naaah.
Some of them are just home-schooled cousin-fuckers who can’t read.