December 15, 2025A priest, a pirate, and an Elvis-impersonator walk into a bar. The bartender says, “You worship a mean-spirited turd because he speaks to what is putrid in your soul.” And then the chicken crossed the road.
Street_Peace_8831 on December 15, 2025 4:48 pm Well, then you get coal in your stockings and Santa sets them on fire before he leaves.
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He should be sat on Satan’s knee, not Santa’s.
This turd being so self aware?
The wet spot Santa’s feeling on his leg isn’t water.
Well, then you get coal in your stockings and Santa sets them on fire before he leaves.