The day I learned Hippos are just giant fucking frogs
C4LLM3M4TT_13 on
CAN I PET THAT DAWG?!
imhillrachell on
they are so adorable but ive been so scared of them ever since i found out they were very aggressive and kill an estimate of 500+ people a year 😠if a hippo in the wild stared at me like this i would faint
TheEruditeBaller on
this is the highest level of “You looking at me?’ I’ve seen lately
Ok_Budget_5536 on
Ur my friend now, were having soft tacos tonight!
TheGrayBox on
Bro is hydrated
merelyok on
phijikk7 on
Aye mane you got some snacks!
energy1256 on
Captivated by the creepy skull t-shirt….and Trader Joe’s bag.
MountedCanuck65 on
You got any games on your phone?
United-Advantage-906 on
Me hungry, Me eat.
PatienceHelpful1316 on
He wants a cookie
Far_Out_6and_2 on
He’s hungry and your on the menu
Embarrassed_Main6656 on
That underwater perspective is wild. Hippos always look goofy until you remember how terrifyingly fast they actually are.
maythesunalwaysshine on
Are you looking at me?
Several_Angle3089 on
He knows!!!
KuntaWuKnicks on
nerankori on
Look out! I think Moto Moto LIKES you!
lifewithjesse on
leong_d on
r/absoluteunit
Grizmoh on
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
NatLee83 on
Guess I’m going to Trader Joe’s to buy a Hippo 😂😉
Whitekidwith3nipples on
must have confused you for a relative
ChasingPesmerga on
r/OddlyTerrifyingButCute
RooneyD on
Are you a large person?
marlotrot on
Hippo want’ed a snack.
Firefly_Magic on
Amazing how it has that ‘give me a big hug’ look, but you know it is one of the most dangerous animals on earth!
BeatItSleeps on
Are you chunky?
MeRubberYouGlue on
I’ve never related to an animal more than i relate to the expression on that hippo.
natiusj on
Boop
Hit_Happens on
He is not amused.
hatecriminal on
Why does his lip say Trader Joe’s
National-Unit-6392 on
The above-water eyes look kind of goofy, then below the surface it’s suddenly an absolute unit. Really drives home how different hippos are underwater.
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Baby!
The day I learned Hippos are just giant fucking frogs
CAN I PET THAT DAWG?!
they are so adorable but ive been so scared of them ever since i found out they were very aggressive and kill an estimate of 500+ people a year 😠if a hippo in the wild stared at me like this i would faint
this is the highest level of “You looking at me?’ I’ve seen lately
Ur my friend now, were having soft tacos tonight!
Bro is hydrated
Aye mane you got some snacks!
Captivated by the creepy skull t-shirt….and Trader Joe’s bag.
You got any games on your phone?
Me hungry, Me eat.
He wants a cookie
He’s hungry and your on the menu
That underwater perspective is wild. Hippos always look goofy until you remember how terrifyingly fast they actually are.
Are you looking at me?
He knows!!!
Look out! I think Moto Moto LIKES you!
r/absoluteunit
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Guess I’m going to Trader Joe’s to buy a Hippo 😂😉
must have confused you for a relative
r/OddlyTerrifyingButCute
Are you a large person?
Hippo want’ed a snack.
Amazing how it has that ‘give me a big hug’ look, but you know it is one of the most dangerous animals on earth!
Are you chunky?
I’ve never related to an animal more than i relate to the expression on that hippo.
Boop
He is not amused.
Why does his lip say Trader Joe’s
The above-water eyes look kind of goofy, then below the surface it’s suddenly an absolute unit. Really drives home how different hippos are underwater.
Was he asking for an ozempic?
I think Moto Moto likes you