apparently this applies only to those within the immediate, instantaneous kill zone; for those farther away, the experience would be different and likely extremely painful -> involving severe burns, trauma from flying debris, crushed bones, and later radiation sickness; in these cases individuals might survive for minutes, hours, or days, enduring immense suffering.
redditmydna on
Reminds me of some private submarine implosion I heard about.
choppytaters on
I’m ok with that.
R_N_F on
Nah, don’t worry, I’ll just parry it
LittlePantsOnFire on
Unfortunately we’re talking like a mile or 2 radius…
Silent_Jackfruit_366 on

crimxxx on
Unless your far enough out that you won’t immediately die, then you get lots of horrible side affects, go look at what that looked like in Japan, where a couple bombs where dropped, lots of people having horrible after affects for there life.
fluffysmaster on
If you’re close enough, yet. Beyond that you’ll die of 3rd degree burns and shattered bones. You’ll definitely fell that.
I mean if I gotta die in a war some day… hell yeah, sign me up! Rather that than a slow death of gunshot wounds
WatchFan25 on
I personally much rather not find out.
EthanTheJudge on
Depends on the proximity. If you are near/within the fireball, then yes! Instant death. But even the close proximity, you could die a very painful death.
jrhaberman on
If nuclear war was to happen, I sure hope it lands on my house.
copingcabana on
This is what counts as optimism in 2025.
Deep-Watch8266 on
Ok well thats hauntingly comfortable I guess.
Empty_Occasion_963 on
I want to be close
crankbot2000 on
Tell that to the guys on The Road.
MajorlyCynical on
I’m pretty sure my boss will still expect me at work
AndreLinoge55 on
I’m still holding a cocktail umbrella in front of my body to shield myself from the initial shockwave.
ghost-church on
I wish to be at the epicenter if my city is attacked. My atoms just scattered, immaterial.
Beats surviving a nuclear war…
Successful_Ad3823 on
Mmm, feathering the nest
hoochykoochy on
Good to know
shazspaz on
And who gave them this information after experi….oh wait no. It’s useless information from someone with no idea looking for some karma.
Straight_Ostrich_257 on
Not a bad way to go considering that 99% of people die in some sort of painful way. People all like to think they’ll just pleasantly pass in their sleep, but it’s much more common to suffer slowly, becoming more and more enfeebled for years. Traditionally “horrendous” deaths like drowning actually involve much less suffering, because even though it’s more unpleasant, it’s over much faster. The nuke would be one of the best ways to go.
UriahPeabody on
There’s this pretty remarkable story about how General Jack Clark had to climb a 300 foot tower to dismantle the ignition timer for a nuclear bomb that “fizzled out” instead of going critical. It was during Operation Plumbbob. If the bomb had gone off while he was up there, he wouldn’t even know it.
skyfishgoo on
that’s why i don’t want to “survive” a nuclear exchange.
i would rather be at ground zero.
tho, i will say the graphic depicted would likely be a painful slow death from radiation poisoning and/or burns as they are not close enough for instant vaporization.
Mustystench on
In Hiroshima, near the epicenter of the blast, peoples shadows were permanently imprinted into the concrete. You could tell exactly where they were standing before they were vaporized.
80lbQUIKRETEConcrete on
The Ant-walkers of Hiroshima, jesus man I could never get over reading about em. If I was vaporized by a nuke, count me lucky….
Edit: If anyone has the stomach, “The Last Train From Hiroshima”, heavy fucking read, but powerful nonetheless.
WrongColorCollar on
I’d prefer it just landed on my head
Sonny_Valentine_ on

CharakaSamhit on
Oh yeah
Total bullshit
Fake AF fear porn
BrianScottGregory on
And in that instant. I don’t die. I’m shifted to an alternate reality where ‘the bomb’ never happened.
S1DC on
Hmm. Someone needs to read the Army Corp. of Engineers report on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and then reconsider this statement.
Bulldog8018 on
Finally, some good news.
chasingthewhiteroom on
Tell that to the tens of thousands of Japanese citizens who, while having the flesh melted off their bones, hurled themselves into the local rivers in an attempt to extinguish their scalded burning bodies
ha1029 on

da_ick on
Who did they ask if it hurt
ccrush on
So… I got that going for me.
tacomasoccerdad on
This should be posted in made me smile 🙁
Rosei-Pop on
Yes I know
quackleskol on

I’d be trying to stay under the bomb as it fell, chasing its shadow looking up like this so I’m as close as possible
Signal_Estimate_23 on

Exmawsh on
Oddly comforting honestly
Fulcifer28 on
this is only true if you are within the initial blast radius. After that, it’s my top 1 worst way to die.
pewopp on
Rhyme time
ChaoticMutant on
I’m moving to Mir-A- Lago for an instant cremation
LanikaiMike on
I take a school desk with me everywhere I go. I’ll be fine, Thank You.
InfiniteSausage on
Such a dumb fact. ANY lethal explosion will instantaneously kill you before pain is felt if you’re close enough.
If nukes get dropped in any place that’ll significantly affect me, I want it to be close enough that I can go outside, strike a funny pose in front of the palest wall I can find, and have that be the last thought through my brain
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apparently this applies only to those within the immediate, instantaneous kill zone; for those farther away, the experience would be different and likely extremely painful -> involving severe burns, trauma from flying debris, crushed bones, and later radiation sickness; in these cases individuals might survive for minutes, hours, or days, enduring immense suffering.
Reminds me of some private submarine implosion I heard about.
I’m ok with that.
Nah, don’t worry, I’ll just parry it
Unfortunately we’re talking like a mile or 2 radius…

Unless your far enough out that you won’t immediately die, then you get lots of horrible side affects, go look at what that looked like in Japan, where a couple bombs where dropped, lots of people having horrible after affects for there life.
If you’re close enough, yet. Beyond that you’ll die of 3rd degree burns and shattered bones. You’ll definitely fell that.
https://i.redd.it/xkc90hmhe97g1.gif
I mean if I gotta die in a war some day… hell yeah, sign me up! Rather that than a slow death of gunshot wounds
I personally much rather not find out.
Depends on the proximity. If you are near/within the fireball, then yes! Instant death. But even the close proximity, you could die a very painful death.
If nuclear war was to happen, I sure hope it lands on my house.
This is what counts as optimism in 2025.
Ok well thats hauntingly comfortable I guess.
I want to be close
Tell that to the guys on The Road.
I’m pretty sure my boss will still expect me at work
I’m still holding a cocktail umbrella in front of my body to shield myself from the initial shockwave.
I wish to be at the epicenter if my city is attacked. My atoms just scattered, immaterial.
Beats surviving a nuclear war…
Mmm, feathering the nest
Good to know
And who gave them this information after experi….oh wait no. It’s useless information from someone with no idea looking for some karma.
Not a bad way to go considering that 99% of people die in some sort of painful way. People all like to think they’ll just pleasantly pass in their sleep, but it’s much more common to suffer slowly, becoming more and more enfeebled for years. Traditionally “horrendous” deaths like drowning actually involve much less suffering, because even though it’s more unpleasant, it’s over much faster. The nuke would be one of the best ways to go.
There’s this pretty remarkable story about how General Jack Clark had to climb a 300 foot tower to dismantle the ignition timer for a nuclear bomb that “fizzled out” instead of going critical. It was during Operation Plumbbob. If the bomb had gone off while he was up there, he wouldn’t even know it.
that’s why i don’t want to “survive” a nuclear exchange.
i would rather be at ground zero.
tho, i will say the graphic depicted would likely be a painful slow death from radiation poisoning and/or burns as they are not close enough for instant vaporization.
In Hiroshima, near the epicenter of the blast, peoples shadows were permanently imprinted into the concrete. You could tell exactly where they were standing before they were vaporized.
The Ant-walkers of Hiroshima, jesus man I could never get over reading about em. If I was vaporized by a nuke, count me lucky….
Edit: If anyone has the stomach, “The Last Train From Hiroshima”, heavy fucking read, but powerful nonetheless.
I’d prefer it just landed on my head

Oh yeah
Total bullshit
Fake AF fear porn
And in that instant. I don’t die. I’m shifted to an alternate reality where ‘the bomb’ never happened.
Hmm. Someone needs to read the Army Corp. of Engineers report on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and then reconsider this statement.
Finally, some good news.
Tell that to the tens of thousands of Japanese citizens who, while having the flesh melted off their bones, hurled themselves into the local rivers in an attempt to extinguish their scalded burning bodies

Who did they ask if it hurt
So… I got that going for me.
This should be posted in made me smile 🙁
Yes I know

I’d be trying to stay under the bomb as it fell, chasing its shadow looking up like this so I’m as close as possible

Oddly comforting honestly
this is only true if you are within the initial blast radius. After that, it’s my top 1 worst way to die.
Rhyme time
I’m moving to Mir-A- Lago for an instant cremation
I take a school desk with me everywhere I go. I’ll be fine, Thank You.
Such a dumb fact. ANY lethal explosion will instantaneously kill you before pain is felt if you’re close enough.
Sarah Connor disagrees.
https://i.redd.it/fzhwffpnv97g1.gif
If nukes get dropped in any place that’ll significantly affect me, I want it to be close enough that I can go outside, strike a funny pose in front of the palest wall I can find, and have that be the last thought through my brain