December 15, 2025Regular Kraft Mac and Cheese(left) calls for 8x more butter than Kraft SpongeBob Mac and cheese.
December 15, 2025A crossing guard blocks the way of an aggressive driver while children and their parents are crossing the street
hurricanesurvivor on December 14, 2025 11:57 pm Cause you ordered a burrito with nothing but sour cream and pinto beans
Dragonfly0011 on December 15, 2025 12:15 am I thought maybe they were trying to shape it into a heart shape, to show how much they appreciate you.
Trashbagok on December 15, 2025 12:24 am Somewhere near you is a taqueria that would love your business, and won’t disrespect you to your face like that.
J0zz1fDaBr0zz1f on December 15, 2025 12:44 am Fairly certain that burrito is about to call you a bitch
SunshineAndBunnies on December 15, 2025 12:45 am The shape you make when you need to poo but the rest stop is still 20 minutes away.
Raynoldo on December 15, 2025 12:45 am He made you a [stag beetle larva](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/T2a3UdYrTb)
JoeGotSole on December 15, 2025 12:48 am  I know you thought about it OP.
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Looks like the burrito 🌯 is feeling cold and cuddling itself.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
It’s so you can start eating it from the middle.
Maybe he thought you looked lonely. Merry Christmas 💚🎄💫
That just looks nasty to look at.
Did you not put anything in that burrito?
Bro forgot to use the NSFW tag
Not the burrussy
Cause you ordered a burrito with nothing but sour cream and pinto beans
Burronut
Went for a burrito, got a fifi.
Nice burritohole bro
What an asshole.
you didn’t get the lettuce cuz you knew it wouldn’t fit.
“ I should call her”
I thought maybe they were trying to shape it into a heart shape, to show how much they appreciate you.
Came for the comments and not disappointed
Did you?
Somewhere near you is a taqueria that would love your business, and won’t disrespect you to your face like that.
Bussy
Looks like ass
I always get sick when I eat there, so I stopped.
did you do it? you know, the thing…
Definitely don’t put a finger in that
The Forbidden Bussy
Hey step-brorito
burrito fleshlight
“My Fleshlight looks like a burrito!!”
I hope that tortilla doesn’t contain any yeast.
r/dontputyourdickinit
i see no problem here, the burrito is clearly folded.
Spin off of American Pie.
That should be classified as a hate crime
Don’t do it
So there’s the assignment. Did you comply?
Looks like you got an innie today
Fairly certain that burrito is about to call you a bitch
The shape you make when you need to poo but the rest stop is still 20 minutes away.
He made you a [stag beetle larva](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/T2a3UdYrTb)
r/he-knew
Would smash
Are you gonna eat it or have fun?
I know you thought about it OP.