jayboosh on December 14, 2025 4:35 pm Someone make that transformers sound when he puts it back down and it like BRRRPBRRRPBAAAABOOOOPs out of hiding
GeraintLlanfrechfa on December 14, 2025 4:38 pm Yeh curios when they camouflage as iphones or.. shoes
Just_Here_So_Briefly on December 14, 2025 4:42 pm Now capable? Like as of November 2025? New OS update came in?
BMF300winmag on December 14, 2025 4:43 pm This is only the spider you’ve DISCOVERED there are hundreds of thousands more camouflaging themselves as other common items you will overlook
Mike_Hawk_Swell on December 14, 2025 4:44 pm This bot saying “now capable” as if they just evolved that very recently lmfao
JackSkellie58 on December 14, 2025 4:45 pm Who knew china was more terrifying than Australia. I see why the US government is so terrified of China now.
Scared-Sorbet-7764 on December 14, 2025 4:47 pm imagine jumping in a leaf pile not knowing its just a colony of that
TheKrnJesus on December 14, 2025 4:49 pm https://preview.redd.it/o75az3ts877g1.png?width=1919&format=png&auto=webp&s=c5efe9df64dc9bac3b2b425acbe47b183296dcd9
Optimassacre on December 14, 2025 4:50 pm Now you gotta ask, what in the world is the spider hiding from? 😳
VewVegas-1221 on December 14, 2025 4:52 pm Tf you mean “now? Like what did we get an earth content update I missed?
creaturefeature16 on December 14, 2025 4:58 pm *”UNHAND ME, YOU RAPSCALLION! I’ll give you the thrashing of a life time!”*
GilroySmash1986 on December 14, 2025 4:59 pm https://preview.redd.it/e8r0b3mha77g1.jpeg?width=528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98937d796a50b769d1acc4d90e06630270483b86 Oh No
Dragons_Malk on December 14, 2025 5:00 pm The very first sentence of the Wikipedia article: “Poltys is a genus of orb-weaver spiders first described by C. L. Koch in 1843.” So sure, new in the grand scheme of the universe, but new to human knowledge? Not so much
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Great now I am afraid of leaves
I don’t think that’s a new thing.
Nope, illegal, make them stop these shinannigans.
Someone make that transformers sound when he puts it back down and it like BRRRPBRRRPBAAAABOOOOPs out of hiding
Spider: Can this stupid human stop pulling my damn ass
Yeh curios when they camouflage as iphones or.. shoes
They evolved so fast.
Thanks. I hate it
I bet this is in Australia right?
I’m just not going outside anymore
Now capable? Like as of November 2025? New OS update came in?
I know a face hugger when I see it.
This is only the spider you’ve DISCOVERED there are hundreds of thousands more camouflaging themselves as other common items you will overlook
This bot saying “now capable” as if they just evolved that very recently lmfao
Who knew china was more terrifying than Australia. I see why the US government is so terrified of China now.
“now capable” within the past million years
Fuck me.
imagine jumping in a leaf pile not knowing its just a colony of that
Australia… it has to be Australia.
Straight from Diablo!
Half the people I know looking to leave planet earth.
Crushing dry leafs has never been this necessary
“a” spider.
https://preview.redd.it/o75az3ts877g1.png?width=1919&format=png&auto=webp&s=c5efe9df64dc9bac3b2b425acbe47b183296dcd9
“leaves”
Now you gotta ask, what in the world is the spider hiding from? 😳
Where’s that one Australian?
Oh fuck that
wdum “are now”, spider 2.0?
Are now? Always gave been,
Tf you mean “now? Like what did we get an earth content update I missed?
That thing is creepy as F#$%
We got a spider update before GTA 6.
Nightmare fuel
New fear unlocked
Looks like the inspiration for the Xenomorph face hugger
That looks like a face hugger
*”UNHAND ME, YOU RAPSCALLION! I’ll give you the thrashing of a life time!”*
Vegan nightmare
https://preview.redd.it/e8r0b3mha77g1.jpeg?width=528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98937d796a50b769d1acc4d90e06630270483b86
Oh No
That lives in earth with us
The very first sentence of the Wikipedia article:
“Poltys is a genus of orb-weaver spiders first described by C. L. Koch in 1843.”
So sure, new in the grand scheme of the universe, but new to human knowledge? Not so much
I wish I was now capable of unseeing this.