Europeans have been imagining Jesus as being white for well over a thousand years. This is nothing new. In any case, what does it matter how they see their imaginary friend? What actually matters is that they don’t act the way they’re supposed to act.
Xibalba_Ogme on
First miracle of the bible is that in the year 0, Jesus was born in middle east as a white american
(From the MAGA Bible)
Pleasant_Picture3867 on
They think he’s a white American who speaks perfect English.
davegammelgard on
The problem is, they don’t. They have their own Jesus, only tangentially related to the one in the Bible.
un_theist on
The only thing these “Christians” care about is publicly lying and bearing false witness for Their Lord and Savior Trump on a daily basis.
Straight-String-5876 on
Their Jesus is totally caucasian
No-Shape-2751 on
They worship at the feet of Orange Jesus
urbanek2525 on
The thing is, very few Christians actually worship Jesus. Most would totally lose their minds if the actual person was in front of them telling them the things he taught while alive.
AbbeyRoad75 on
Jesus was Jewish. He didn’t even follow Christianity.
ohguy51 on
And where did he find Middle Eastern men named, Peter, Paul, Mark, & Luke?
*Technically* they worship an Orange man with a Foreign wife.
BrendaWannabe on
The worship a reconstituted Jesus made from greed, lust, and hate.
JuliusErrrrrring on
A foreign brown man who wore a dress and had two daddies. He now identifies as bread and wine. They also believe that the first woman was a trans from Adam’s rib.
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They don’t know, they think Jesus was white
Europeans have been imagining Jesus as being white for well over a thousand years. This is nothing new. In any case, what does it matter how they see their imaginary friend? What actually matters is that they don’t act the way they’re supposed to act.
First miracle of the bible is that in the year 0, Jesus was born in middle east as a white american
(From the MAGA Bible)
They think he’s a white American who speaks perfect English.
The problem is, they don’t. They have their own Jesus, only tangentially related to the one in the Bible.
The only thing these “Christians” care about is publicly lying and bearing false witness for Their Lord and Savior Trump on a daily basis.
Their Jesus is totally caucasian
They worship at the feet of Orange Jesus
The thing is, very few Christians actually worship Jesus. Most would totally lose their minds if the actual person was in front of them telling them the things he taught while alive.
Jesus was Jewish. He didn’t even follow Christianity.
And where did he find Middle Eastern men named, Peter, Paul, Mark, & Luke?
Trump is a native orange man, though?
https://preview.redd.it/wqd4halgt17g1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be41c8347a04c7ef9ceb4cf8d03a6bc96194a70d
*Technically* they worship an Orange man with a Foreign wife.
The worship a reconstituted Jesus made from greed, lust, and hate.
A foreign brown man who wore a dress and had two daddies. He now identifies as bread and wine. They also believe that the first woman was a trans from Adam’s rib.
I mean, this is what they think Jesus looks like.
https://preview.redd.it/nujuio6du17g1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b6438d9b0d77f098139c00c85ea335ebad8c04e
Funny, to me it seems they worship green paper and an orange bag of shit. 🤷🏼♀️
Technically a Palestinian
White Jesus was born in Nebraska and hates immigrants, do your research
https://preview.redd.it/3fqcbsvjv17g1.jpeg?width=301&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5765ad16e3696f6b1372dd242ae899111254ff4
I don’t get it, Trump’s orange, not brown.
Jesus had long flowing blonde locks, blue eyes, and spoke with a British accent.
White American Evangelical Christianity is a complete bastardization of the religion. It’s the worst construct.
Trump ordered 1000 FBI agents to redact the Bible, and release the “MAGA Bible files”.
What are you talking about? They worship the ‘white’ Jesus. Didn’t Megyn Kelly clarify that a decade ago?
They allow it because it was like reality show, Undercover Boss!
God only ‘DRESSED UP’ like a foreign brown man
/s
They think he was anti immigrant and wanted homeless people to get a job
Are they even aware they are worshipping a Jew? Jesus wasn’t catholic nor Baptist.
I wouldn’t call Trump “brown”. He is the only one they worship. Jesus is only a word to them.
Surfer Jesus is their guy.
Fun Fact: Bethlehem is in Palestine.
Brown Jesus is a Democratic hoax. /s
It is not a cross, It’s. Trump necklace
Fiction can be anything you want <3
Then why is he blonde and blue eyed? /s
You haven’t been in their churches, huh?
Go look at the art, he ain’t brown.
Religion isn’t known for accepting reality.
He speaks a language that begins with A and ends with N, but it ain’t Amerikkklan.
Probably not, considering they don’t even know what “Christ Like aka Christian” is.
You would think the son of god being named after a Mexican would give them a clue??
lol! I’m surprised they’re not insisting his name is really “Gary”.
They worship this white guy.
https://preview.redd.it/u29mr98xb27g1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f9321a6dba35e0ee769a49b113087fc5fcedb8f
They aren’t Christian they pretend to push their agenda
They are more into the Buddy Jesus version
They call him an American.
That’s remarkably D-K
a little brown jew*
They don’t actually worship him
They worship a made up version of him that resembles neither his physical appearance nor his actual teachings
Historical or biblical Jesus is a non-entity to them.
They only need the name itself — it lets them smear the veneer of the faith over themselves to keep that part of their cult happy.