Fresh meat, bread, and produce that bird is never leaving.
calicat9 on
Trapped my eye…that crow has commandeered a grocery store.
_Kelly_A_ on
Needs a crowbar
TaviTavi420 on
After 5 days I bet he was … planning… a …. murder.
WorkingHopeful9451 on
I hope they’re leaving water out for them ❤️
PrometheusAborted on
Trapped? Bro moved in and is living the life
emack2232 on
As one who studies Bird Law I believe he legally owns the store now.
dtoddh on
Best nest ever.
j_hawker27 on
Crows are absolutely smart enough to figure out how to leave. That crow is CHOOSING to stay inside. Nice and warm with enough automatically-replenishing easily-opened food to last a lifetime.
Glitch247 on
Crows are exceptionally intelligent creatures. I guarantee it’s not trapped. That crow is working a plan.
StellaSlayer2020 on
None of you understand. I’m not locked up in here with YOU. You’re locked up in here with ME.
Klotzster on
Planning a murder
EventualOutcome on
Well, its free to leave.
“THEN IM FREE TO STAY, CAWCAW”
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unknown_anaconda on
That’s a bodega bird now.
eatzen13-what on
Give him a name tag and a vest and appropriate pay for a crow.
Dry-Main-3961 on
Crow like “I got this…”
TinyNiceWolf on
A local grocery store has been trapped in the capacious nest of a crow for several days.
SeasonProfessional87 on
when working in a thrift store we would get birds trapped all the time… they would die :/ we got a few out successfully but couldn’t save them all
shiftygigs on
Only a matter of time before he starts counting
generatorland on
Russell! Get out of the store!
nuglasses on
I worked at a grocery store & if any bird was flying around, the night security would shoot it down due to the county health agency or risk a fine. I caught a Starling w/bare hands once 😁.
_curiouschloe_ on
Rooting for the crow tbh
Redditplaneter on
AJMaskorin on
Bro knows exactly what he’s doing.
WeirdSysAdmin on
NoDryHands on
Anyone watch the sitcom Superstore? Reminds me of the crow episode
Banana_Boys_Beanie on
You say trapped, he says vacation.
sdega315 on
He is the Captain now!
Oddish_Femboy on
Mascot
antyup on
That’s what *they* want you to think
skwirly88 on
On the morrow I shall leave, as my hopes have flown before, for I am not trapped inside this place”
Then the bird said “Grocery Store”
IIRCIreadthat on
This is not the house sparrows in the Home Depot. That crow could absolutely figure out how the doors work if he wanted out. He’s moved in and is establishing his new kingdom.
Lumbergh7 on
Crows are smart. He doesn’t want to leave.
Taichi87 on
It’s not that unusual. Doors get left open all the time and birds will fly in. Usually they’re attracted to the food of course but if it’s a Walmart or Home Depot or similar they’ll be really attracted to the Bird Seed section.
BrazenlyGeek on
Damn my bird blindness. I’ll have to take your word for it.
FrizBFerret on
r/BirdsArentReal
Driftlock on
Didn’t get the memo I guess? It’s the world’s first crowcery store!
mynhamesjeff on
Ok_Performance6098 on
Is it shitting on everything?
sltiefighter on
Trapped he say😭
Darkhallows27 on
If it wanted out it knows where the air comes in
SpaciousIgnatius on
What is it eating and where is it pooping
I_dream_of on
I once worked at a grocery store that had a bird in there for months. They even hired people to shoot it. They failed miserably. About a week later someone in the meat department got it to land on them (don’t know how) and they released it.
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Fresh meat, bread, and produce that bird is never leaving.
Trapped my eye…that crow has commandeered a grocery store.
Needs a crowbar
After 5 days I bet he was … planning… a …. murder.
I hope they’re leaving water out for them ❤️
Trapped? Bro moved in and is living the life
As one who studies Bird Law I believe he legally owns the store now.
Best nest ever.
Crows are absolutely smart enough to figure out how to leave. That crow is CHOOSING to stay inside. Nice and warm with enough automatically-replenishing easily-opened food to last a lifetime.
Crows are exceptionally intelligent creatures. I guarantee it’s not trapped. That crow is working a plan.
None of you understand. I’m not locked up in here with YOU. You’re locked up in here with ME.
Planning a murder
Well, its free to leave.
“THEN IM FREE TO STAY, CAWCAW”
[deleted]
That’s a bodega bird now.
Give him a name tag and a vest and appropriate pay for a crow.
Crow like “I got this…”
A local grocery store has been trapped in the capacious nest of a crow for several days.
when working in a thrift store we would get birds trapped all the time… they would die :/ we got a few out successfully but couldn’t save them all
Only a matter of time before he starts counting
Russell! Get out of the store!
I worked at a grocery store & if any bird was flying around, the night security would shoot it down due to the county health agency or risk a fine. I caught a Starling w/bare hands once 😁.
Rooting for the crow tbh
Bro knows exactly what he’s doing.
Anyone watch the sitcom Superstore? Reminds me of the crow episode
You say trapped, he says vacation.
He is the Captain now!
Mascot
That’s what *they* want you to think
On the morrow I shall leave, as my hopes have flown before, for I am not trapped inside this place”
Then the bird said “Grocery Store”
This is not the house sparrows in the Home Depot. That crow could absolutely figure out how the doors work if he wanted out. He’s moved in and is establishing his new kingdom.
Crows are smart. He doesn’t want to leave.
It’s not that unusual. Doors get left open all the time and birds will fly in. Usually they’re attracted to the food of course but if it’s a Walmart or Home Depot or similar they’ll be really attracted to the Bird Seed section.
Damn my bird blindness. I’ll have to take your word for it.
r/BirdsArentReal
Didn’t get the memo I guess? It’s the world’s first crowcery store!
Is it shitting on everything?
Trapped he say😭
If it wanted out it knows where the air comes in
What is it eating and where is it pooping
I once worked at a grocery store that had a bird in there for months. They even hired people to shoot it. They failed miserably. About a week later someone in the meat department got it to land on them (don’t know how) and they released it.
Quoth the Raven
“Isle four”
Squatter’s rights.