Note: this is not parody. This is from a real press briefing that took place today.

    by llahlahkje

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    1. OnePointSixOne9 on

      This has to be doing a number on her mentally…can you imagine having to lie 24/7 for a scumbag?

    2. Shame_on_StarWars on

      Biden shook the same amount of hands, probably more, and he didn’t have that nasty gross fuckin thing on there. Gosh, Trump must be SUPER weak. What a weak man with such weak skin. Weakness. Ew. What a weak person. It’s disgusting how weak he is. Go hide your weak little hands, you orange weakling.

    3. “Shaking other people’s hands is hurting his poor fingees”

      Even if that was true, not a good way to show how “tuff” he is.

    4. She is living proof that there either is no god or the lightning rods at the White House are made of Adamantiium.

    5. “No other president in history, all of whom shook hands, had this kind of visible wounding. If shaking hands causes Mr. Trump the kind of damage that needs to be regularly covered with makeup and bandages, does that not indicate a serious and dangerous fragility?”

    6. Next question should have been, So our president is such a pussy he gets a terribly bruised hand just from shaking hands?!

    7. No cross today, must have checked the dockett and seen how many lies she had to dish out today.

    8. I’m sorry, even if that’s the reason, I think we should have a president that doesn’t fall apart the moment he shakes someone’s hand. Am I right conservatives?

    9. Are all of the people shaking hands with him digging their nails into the back of his hand?

    10. Makes sense. I went to a networking event once and immediately needed an IV and MRI after that much hand-shaking.

    11. Carbon_Based_Copy on

      I gotta give it to the GOP. They’ve invented new levels of lies.

      Even though the US is done and done. I live here and we’re all cooked.

    12. The pope shakes more hands than this man and his hands are holy and solid. Sounds like someone needs better excuses.

    13. Commandoclone87 on

      Between the Trump admin and the DPRNK, I think North Korea has probably reached out to Trump for tips.

    14. It’s wild that their explanation is “He’s so fragile, that shaking hands causes bruising” while also screaming that he’s the toughest, strongest, healthiest president ever.

    15. Then that means he’s weaker than we thought. They don’t think things through do they. /s

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