Everyone knows some version of this will be the actual final result.

    by FrenchPressYes

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    1. StatisticalMan on

      Doesn’t look tacky enough. Needs more gold, “TRUMP” in all capital letters and flashy lights. The parking lot would probably wrap around the WH front lawn too.

    2. CaptianBrasiliano on

      I want to be President just to rename it _The Donald J Trump Center for Equality_ and make it just a huge room filled with cubicles and half the people working on aiding people with legal immigration and the other half on civil liberties stuff.

      Then reassign all Trumpstapo to pick up trash in mailman shorts with the little pickers and high visibility vests all along the southern border. No weapons. Just a little Keychain Mace and a rape whistle.

      Then I’d resign the next day.

    3. Correction: **The Trump-Epstein Memorial Ballroom.**

      Everyone I know has been calling it this from the very beginning. It will become the de facto name.

    4. SnooStrawberries3391 on

      So darned classy, but needs a touch more added to the signage…

      Donald Trump’s White House Ballroom, Convention Center, and WWE Wrestlepalooza Arena !

    5. i maintain it’s actually a mausoleum, in a ballroom dressing.

      he’s “never leaving” because he’s being entombed there. this is what the extravagance and opulence is really for.

      he knows he can’t be buried off WH grounds and it not be desecrated.

      MMW: he’s building his final resting place, and adding an extra fuck you to us all because it will never be able to be relocated or torn down.

    6. Literally hosting UFC matches on the white house lawn. I wouldn’t even. Be surprised anymore

    7. I think they missed a part for the new property title:

      “- and Casino”

      6th time’s the charm, right?

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