Doesn’t look tacky enough. Needs more gold, “TRUMP” in all capital letters and flashy lights. The parking lot would probably wrap around the WH front lawn too.
archetyping101 on
Needs gold. Lots and lots of gold. Text in gold. Parking lines in gold. Gold.
naththegrath10 on
Fuck this AI slop
sinergyist on
Fuck off with this AI bullshit
Chumlee1917 on
It’s missing the giant gold Trump statues
nasandre on
He’s got to have somewhere to store his Qatari ~~bribe~~ airplane
AmateurZombie on
Down vote all ai garbage
sf3p0x1 on
We all know he’s not gonna live long enough to see it completed.
CaptianBrasiliano on
I want to be President just to rename it _The Donald J Trump Center for Equality_ and make it just a huge room filled with cubicles and half the people working on aiding people with legal immigration and the other half on civil liberties stuff.
Then reassign all Trumpstapo to pick up trash in mailman shorts with the little pickers and high visibility vests all along the southern border. No weapons. Just a little Keychain Mace and a rape whistle.
Then I’d resign the next day.
Buddha-Embryo on
Correction: **The Trump-Epstein Memorial Ballroom.**
Everyone I know has been calling it this from the very beginning. It will become the de facto name.
TormentedOne on
Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom
SnooStrawberries3391 on
So darned classy, but needs a touch more added to the signage…
Donald Trump’s White House Ballroom, Convention Center, and WWE Wrestlepalooza Arena !
DoctorAculaMD on
Lazy shitty dumb garbage AI slop.
garamondguy on
So over AI cartoons.
ms_directed on
i maintain it’s actually a mausoleum, in a ballroom dressing.
he’s “never leaving” because he’s being entombed there. this is what the extravagance and opulence is really for.
he knows he can’t be buried off WH grounds and it not be desecrated.
MMW: he’s building his final resting place, and adding an extra fuck you to us all because it will never be able to be relocated or torn down.
Heavy_Law9880 on
The good news is that his administration is so incompetent that it will never be built.
psilicyguy on
You forgot his ownership stake
kingkoopa_1 on
Literally hosting UFC matches on the white house lawn. I wouldn’t even. Be surprised anymore
QuietKanuk on
I think they missed a part for the new property title:
“- and Casino”
6th time’s the charm, right?
Immediate-Support-66 on
Looks like a family guy episode

HLOFRND on
And it’s unlikely to be finished before his ~~reign~~ term is over. 🤦♀️
PrincePeasant on
Men’s room urinals real close together!
New_Taste8874 on
…and Casino.
NewManufacturer4252 on
Needs more gold spray paint
plasma_dan on
I see AI, and I downvote.
neromoneon on
Optimistic to think that some part of the old White House would remain standing.
Serious_Put4844 on
Also planned is new UFC fighting arena with weigh-ins at Lincoln Memorial.
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Doesn’t look tacky enough. Needs more gold, “TRUMP” in all capital letters and flashy lights. The parking lot would probably wrap around the WH front lawn too.
Needs gold. Lots and lots of gold. Text in gold. Parking lines in gold. Gold.
Fuck this AI slop
Fuck off with this AI bullshit
It’s missing the giant gold Trump statues
He’s got to have somewhere to store his Qatari ~~bribe~~ airplane
Down vote all ai garbage
We all know he’s not gonna live long enough to see it completed.
I want to be President just to rename it _The Donald J Trump Center for Equality_ and make it just a huge room filled with cubicles and half the people working on aiding people with legal immigration and the other half on civil liberties stuff.
Then reassign all Trumpstapo to pick up trash in mailman shorts with the little pickers and high visibility vests all along the southern border. No weapons. Just a little Keychain Mace and a rape whistle.
Then I’d resign the next day.
Correction: **The Trump-Epstein Memorial Ballroom.**
Everyone I know has been calling it this from the very beginning. It will become the de facto name.
Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom
So darned classy, but needs a touch more added to the signage…
Donald Trump’s White House Ballroom, Convention Center, and WWE Wrestlepalooza Arena !
Lazy shitty dumb garbage AI slop.
So over AI cartoons.
i maintain it’s actually a mausoleum, in a ballroom dressing.
he’s “never leaving” because he’s being entombed there. this is what the extravagance and opulence is really for.
he knows he can’t be buried off WH grounds and it not be desecrated.
MMW: he’s building his final resting place, and adding an extra fuck you to us all because it will never be able to be relocated or torn down.
The good news is that his administration is so incompetent that it will never be built.
You forgot his ownership stake
Literally hosting UFC matches on the white house lawn. I wouldn’t even. Be surprised anymore
I think they missed a part for the new property title:
“- and Casino”
6th time’s the charm, right?
Looks like a family guy episode

And it’s unlikely to be finished before his ~~reign~~ term is over. 🤦♀️
Men’s room urinals real close together!
…and Casino.
Needs more gold spray paint
I see AI, and I downvote.
Optimistic to think that some part of the old White House would remain standing.
Also planned is new UFC fighting arena with weigh-ins at Lincoln Memorial.