Throwaway03461 on December 7, 2025 2:14 am It looks like it’s been hit by, it’s been struck by, a smooth criminal.
Deadphans on December 7, 2025 2:27 am You should have foot prints from this smooth criminal. No cold case here!
AverageInfamous7050 on December 7, 2025 2:28 am Frosty got a spine. No really, how has that not fallen apart ? Priceless.
BumblebeeCurdlesnoot on December 7, 2025 2:29 am  It’s defying gravity
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Just checking the snow
He’s slowly giving up!!
It’s just checking if you gave it snowballs
He just respectfully bows before you. A true gentleman.
It looks like it’s been hit by, it’s been struck by, a smooth criminal.
ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE!????
The Leaning Snowman of Wherever You’re From
*Snow Criminal*
“I put my stick up on your hip and I dip, you dip, we dip!”
“Hey look! A penny!”
this snowman used to be black
It’s just feeling a little… slushy.
I’m tired boss
You should give him a cane to complete the look! ;-P
You gonna give Eileen a hand?
Still tippin on fo fos
Facedown limbo champ right there.
You should have foot prints from this smooth criminal. No cold case here!
Annie doesn’t look ok…
The leaning tower of Pisa lol
I wonder if it’s feeling fat and/or sassy?
Frosty got a spine. No really, how has that not fallen apart ? Priceless.
I feel whatever that snowman is going through
Genuinely how I feel, that’s hilarious
Watching his own, slow demise must be terrifying.
Less erect.
It’s defying gravity
Truly mildly interesting
Michael Jacksnow? Chiller night?
It wants to lay down. It’s tired.