At least now when people ask for an example of FIFA’s corruption, we can point to them bribing Trump on stage with a fake award.
Stranger1982 on
He’d still win a Darwin Award tho, just saying…
AlcoaBorealis on
He thinks he blew up the Death Star or something. I could have given him a Hero of the Soviet Union medal that I got from Temu (1000 bulk, given out as participation trophies), and it’d mean about the same.
SurfTheNebula on
To put it into perspective, that’s not champagne in that bottle, that’s his own urine that has carbonated after decades of fermentation, while he was awaiting the moment where he would win such an award.
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At least now when people ask for an example of FIFA’s corruption, we can point to them bribing Trump on stage with a fake award.
He’d still win a Darwin Award tho, just saying…
He thinks he blew up the Death Star or something. I could have given him a Hero of the Soviet Union medal that I got from Temu (1000 bulk, given out as participation trophies), and it’d mean about the same.
To put it into perspective, that’s not champagne in that bottle, that’s his own urine that has carbonated after decades of fermentation, while he was awaiting the moment where he would win such an award.