Alexander the great giver of blow jobs was actually his full title.
notches123 on
I just measure my honor on my cock by how high up the poop stain goes.
faux_shore on
Dude was a bottom
Wotinthegodam on
Brb gotta go honor the homies
Kratomius on
I always think it’s funny that homophobic people idolise ancient greek, rome and sparta. Something tells me history was not their strongest subject.
Senior_Respect2977 on
It was a deep brotherhood. Deep into each others asses
thesharkticon on
“Alexander was only defeated once, the Cynic philosophers said… and that was by Hephaestion’s thighs”
A quote attributed to Alexander the Great’s own hype man. Hephaestion was his best friend. His best friend whose death he responded to by drinking himself to an early grave.
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“Deep exchanges” eh?
Bro, exchange deeper 🫦
Alexander the great giver of blow jobs was actually his full title.
I just measure my honor on my cock by how high up the poop stain goes.
Dude was a bottom
Brb gotta go honor the homies
I always think it’s funny that homophobic people idolise ancient greek, rome and sparta. Something tells me history was not their strongest subject.
It was a deep brotherhood. Deep into each others asses
“Alexander was only defeated once, the Cynic philosophers said… and that was by Hephaestion’s thighs”
A quote attributed to Alexander the Great’s own hype man. Hephaestion was his best friend. His best friend whose death he responded to by drinking himself to an early grave.
Honored the shit outta them.
He conquered both genders in more ways than one.
Balls deep in Brotherhood. Or vice-versa.
Bend over my friend. And recieve the honour.
Ah yes! They were *roommates!*