He's offering £50k a year and he has a daughter though IVF in 2021 but I guess her lacking a penis is disqualifying

    by PradyThe3rd

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    1. ManagementFinal3345 on

      “At least 20 years younger”.

      Is he high?

      60 year olds can’t get pregnant. Does this man know how old he is? Can he do math? 😂😂😂😂

    2. “No countries starting with I with no green in their flag”, he willing to say no Scottish, but won’t directly say no Irish?

      This dude is a whackjob and it’s probably a good thing he is having trouble making babies.

    3. Unhappy-Hat-3341 on

      No Scorpios is hilarious, the rest is disgusting, but no scorpios, that’s just funny.

    4. I would love love love to have a beer with this guy, spend the afternoon, and learn what is going on in his little head. Just let him do the talking.

    5. LightBeerOnIce on

      Must be able to have sons. JFC.This dude is 79 and still doesn’t know how a baby is made? Stupid fucking men.

    6. Lots of this is gross, but I must concede that a 5 ft 6 in shotgun wielding helicopter pilot sounds like a lot of fun to date.

    7. £50k seems to be missing many zeros for this BS. I hope he doesn’t cut his daughter out of the will.

    8. FalseAdhesiveness946 on

      He left off, “must be visually, hearing, and mentally impared not through illness, but stupidity.”

    9. Most-Suspect-780 on

      He should have prioritized family over career! See, men? If you go after a job instead of a partner you’ll end up a lonely old crone! [Insert rant about male loneliness epidemic and low birth rates.] /s

    10. The big question is what he brings up the arrangement, at 79 he’s not exactly a breeder anymore. His bedroom moves probably consist of “Lustful neurological tremors” and his money shot probably looks like someone put a bag of flour behind a fan followed by exaggerated wheezing from his pelvic region.

    11. Disqualified:
      Afghanistan
      Algeria
      Bangladesh
      Belarus
      Benin
      Bolivia
      Brazil
      Bulgaria
      Burkina Faso
      Burundi
      Cameroon
      Central African Republic
      Comoros
      Djibouti
      Dominica
      Equatorial Guinea
      Gabon
      Gambia
      Ghana
      Guinea
      Guinea-Bissau
      Guyana
      Hungary
      Iceland
      India
      Indonesia
      Iran
      Iraq
      Ireland
      Israel
      Italy
      Jamaica
      Jordan
      Kenya
      Kuwait
      Lebanon
      Libya
      Lithuania
      Madagascar
      Malawi
      Maldives
      Mali
      Mauritania
      Mexico
      Morocco
      Mozambique
      Namibia
      Nigeria
      Oman
      Pakistan
      Portugal
      Republic of the Congo
      Rwanda
      Saint Kitts and Nevis
      Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
      Sao Tome and Principe
      Saudi Arabia
      Senegal
      Seychelles
      Sierra Leone
      Solomon Islands
      South Africa
      South Sudan
      Sri Lanka
      Sudan
      Syria
      Tanzania
      United Arab Emirates
      Uzbekistan
      Vanuatu
      Zambia
      Zimbabwe

    12. If there’s one thing I have learned about billionaires over the past 5 years, it’s that what I thought were smart, motivated, driven men turn out to all be the most pathetic, insecure, softest pissbabies in history.

      I’m glad I finally figured it out, though.

    13. These are the gene pools that are naturally disappearing, and we, as responsible nature documentarians, should let nature take its course and not intervene

    14. Affectionate_Reply78 on

      I sure he’ll find a lot of women in prime breeding condition who are 59 years old.

    15. New-Source5884 on

      The “Heir and a Spare” shit reminds me of a kid my son graduated with. Apparently 18 or so years ago a 70 something lifelong bachelor trust fund baby decided he wanted an heir. Had a son with a surrogate. Now this poor kid is saddled with an 80 something year old father to take care of while he should be starting his own life.

    16. What an asshole. I wonder how much I could over charge him for landscaping services on that estate though. “Sir- your roses need to be cut back again for winter. That’ll be 10 grand for parts and labor” (I use loppers and a trash can)

    17. “No Scottish women” “no women from countries starting with I or with green in their flag” oh, hes just looking for submissive, since he ruled out scottish and irish. no surprise he looks about 180 years old

    18. You notice how these guys with “shopping lists” never say what they can bring to the table? Like, why would a woman who meets all your “requirements” have anything to do with your sad monkey ass? Oh wait. I forgot. Merely being allowed to bask in their holy presence ought to be enough for anybody, right?

      EDIT: OK, he’s a rich aristocrat and all that, but there’s a human being attached to all that stuff, presumably anyhow.

      PS: on behalf of all lesbians everywhere, we are just absolutely *heartbroken* we’re on the “no” list.

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