These were my favorite growing up

    by RecluseRaconteur

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    1. Smart-Response9881 on

      I mean, one could argue they were called to restore the land conquered by the Muslim forces to the Byzantine Empire and protect Christians on pilgrimage to the holy land. i wouldn’t make that argument personally, but someone might.

    2. Let’s all thank US Secretary of War for reminding us all about a memeable children’s book that needs to be ruined.

    3. RemoteCompetitive688 on

      To be fair there were like 15 crusades and I would rate them on a rage of “100% justified” to “why exactly did you do that?”

    4. The pope told me we need another crusade to conquer the Holy Land from the Saracens so I asked him how many crusades he’s sent and he says he just declares another crusade and a bunch of people volunteer so I told him it sounds like he’s just feeding crusaders to the saracens and he started crying

    5. Franklin begins to believe that “we will be greeted as liberators” and that “democracy and liberalism will sweep the region” because he’s been listening to Neocons for too long.

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