It really is beyond me how anyone takes this bozo seriously – or why they would think any other nation would take him seriously as a person. But he’s like a madman with a shotgun, and that makes him very very dangerous.
ArtistApart on
He’s easy, everything is a lie or over exaggerated beyond comprehension.
AlcoaBorealis on
What an imbecile.
A_Tom_McWedgie on
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My dad takes one every 6 months – you can get a “perfect mark.”
ChaoticMutant on
Kryds on
I’ll just remind you, that he sent out that video about medbeds.
davechri on
Dumb people think he’s smart. Dontcha magas?
ThatOldEngineerGuy on
He’s absolutely “cognitively there”. If he wasn’t, the only other possibility would he him being “cognitively here”, which is clearly not the case.
Alarmed-Animal7575 on
MRIs are used for a number of different diagnostics….including dementia.
5043090 on
The test never features related items to prevent memorization via association.
BJJan2001 on
A reporter suggested the MRI and he agreed. If he had eaten ball bearings they would have been sucked straight out of his body. I hope nobody ever feeds him ball bearings.
HotDonnaC on
This fucking clown is too stupid to know this isn’t a flex.
stillsurvives on
For the first time in his life, the guy passes a test on his own with no help, and all you guys do is make fun of him for it.
There is no /s because I believe this to be true. He really is proud of the fact that he passed a cognitive test with no help.
rbartlejr on
Honestly, if I were him, I’d go with the cognitive dissonance gambit. At least he can claim it at trial (there will be a reckoning, in this life or the next).
Think_OfAName on
They need to ask him if it was a full body scan and why he wasn’t told what they were looking for. It’s HIGHLY unlikely the radiologist wouldn’t tell him what specifically they are looking for. Also the doctor will tell you WHY they are ordering an MRI. It’s not just a standard exam. He’s lying like he always does. Or he’s a complete idiot that wasn’t listening. But who wouldn’t just call the doctor and ask? “Hey, they’re asking what the MRI was for…”
destin325 on
Scientists were poking around a brain while the subject was awake. They decided to try something bold, so they removed the left side of his brain and asked him to count to 10.
The patient said 2,4,6,8,10
They jotted in their notes, put it back in, then removed the right side of his brain and asked him to count to 10.
The patient said 1,3,5,7,9.
After taking some notes, they had a small conference and said we’d like to try something new…radical. The patient was fine with it, so the scientists removed both halves of the brain then asked him to count to 10.
The patient said: everybody’s been saying it, I’ve got the best numbers they don’t want to admit it but oh they say a number of things, but my uncle MIT, nuclear, smart…
Dewey081 on
He’s lying like he always does. Or he’s a complete idiot that wasn’t listening.
DecelerationTrauma on
The version I saw of that test had 5 words that were entirely unrelated. Did someone have their thumb on the scale?
PineappleExcellent90 on
The man really is sick. He has always be mean but as he has gotten older, his behavior has gotten worse.
kurotech on
Literally any other man they would have 25th his ass months ago this is a fucking cult
punktualPorcupine on
I think he might be an intellectual blackhole.
Anything that unwittingly wanders too close has their intelligence sucked out and destroyed.
Even images of him can be draining, so be careful.
Sardanos on
“They said Sir, your brain is so brilliant, will you allow us to study it, for science ?”
CoachHermansGrill on
I’m so fucking exhausted
DefKnightSol on
It’s also null if you study ahead
DefKnightSol on
yaaaa draw a clock ⏰ dude, dare him, because that’s the other test …. executive function
>fails to understand it’s a screener for cognitive impairment
He’s not very bright. One of his professors literally said he’s “the dumbest god damned student” he’d ever had.
Unfortunately, the American electorate is even dumber, and elected him to the presidency.
Twice 😭
Improvedandconfused on
> It’s, uh like you’ll go “Person, woman, man cambers, TV” I do it because, like, I have a good memory. I’m cognitively there.
Apparently this is the hardest memory test in history.
Some people get the “man, woman, man, TV” part right, but nobody before Trump has ever remembered “camera”. Occasionally people would say something else like “elephant” or “refrigerator”, but never ever, before Trump “camera”. Only Trump could remember that word, it’s so difficult.
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Quiet piggy…
It really is beyond me how anyone takes this bozo seriously – or why they would think any other nation would take him seriously as a person. But he’s like a madman with a shotgun, and that makes him very very dangerous.
He’s easy, everything is a lie or over exaggerated beyond comprehension.
What an imbecile.
XXXXXXTakes deep breath, prepares for unwarranted downvotesXXXXXX
My dad takes one every 6 months – you can get a “perfect mark.”
I’ll just remind you, that he sent out that video about medbeds.
Dumb people think he’s smart. Dontcha magas?
He’s absolutely “cognitively there”. If he wasn’t, the only other possibility would he him being “cognitively here”, which is clearly not the case.
MRIs are used for a number of different diagnostics….including dementia.
The test never features related items to prevent memorization via association.
A reporter suggested the MRI and he agreed. If he had eaten ball bearings they would have been sucked straight out of his body. I hope nobody ever feeds him ball bearings.
This fucking clown is too stupid to know this isn’t a flex.
For the first time in his life, the guy passes a test on his own with no help, and all you guys do is make fun of him for it.
There is no /s because I believe this to be true. He really is proud of the fact that he passed a cognitive test with no help.
Honestly, if I were him, I’d go with the cognitive dissonance gambit. At least he can claim it at trial (there will be a reckoning, in this life or the next).
They need to ask him if it was a full body scan and why he wasn’t told what they were looking for. It’s HIGHLY unlikely the radiologist wouldn’t tell him what specifically they are looking for. Also the doctor will tell you WHY they are ordering an MRI. It’s not just a standard exam. He’s lying like he always does. Or he’s a complete idiot that wasn’t listening. But who wouldn’t just call the doctor and ask? “Hey, they’re asking what the MRI was for…”
Scientists were poking around a brain while the subject was awake. They decided to try something bold, so they removed the left side of his brain and asked him to count to 10.
The patient said 2,4,6,8,10
They jotted in their notes, put it back in, then removed the right side of his brain and asked him to count to 10.
The patient said 1,3,5,7,9.
After taking some notes, they had a small conference and said we’d like to try something new…radical. The patient was fine with it, so the scientists removed both halves of the brain then asked him to count to 10.
The patient said: everybody’s been saying it, I’ve got the best numbers they don’t want to admit it but oh they say a number of things, but my uncle MIT, nuclear, smart…
He’s lying like he always does. Or he’s a complete idiot that wasn’t listening.
The version I saw of that test had 5 words that were entirely unrelated. Did someone have their thumb on the scale?
The man really is sick. He has always be mean but as he has gotten older, his behavior has gotten worse.
Literally any other man they would have 25th his ass months ago this is a fucking cult
I think he might be an intellectual blackhole.
Anything that unwittingly wanders too close has their intelligence sucked out and destroyed.
Even images of him can be draining, so be careful.
“They said Sir, your brain is so brilliant, will you allow us to study it, for science ?”
I’m so fucking exhausted
It’s also null if you study ahead
yaaaa draw a clock ⏰ dude, dare him, because that’s the other test …. executive function
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>fails to understand it’s a screener for cognitive impairment
He’s not very bright. One of his professors literally said he’s “the dumbest god damned student” he’d ever had.
Unfortunately, the American electorate is even dumber, and elected him to the presidency.
Twice 😭
> It’s, uh like you’ll go “Person, woman, man cambers, TV” I do it because, like, I have a good memory. I’m cognitively there.
Apparently this is the hardest memory test in history.
Some people get the “man, woman, man, TV” part right, but nobody before Trump has ever remembered “camera”. Occasionally people would say something else like “elephant” or “refrigerator”, but never ever, before Trump “camera”. Only Trump could remember that word, it’s so difficult.