Narrator with British accent: “*In the long run, his solution did not work.”*
SorryPorHablarDeSexo on
Ah yes, diplomacy. Surely the Ottomans will postpone the invasion for a meeting.
Putrid-Bat-6044 on
Long wooden poles. That will scare them.
GustavoistSoldier on
A Romanian historian said that Vlad the Impaler would go to The Hague if he lived nowadays
mac-a-ronny on
Everyday is kebab day.
Geiseric222 on
The solution was fail and die as it was
Which is a solution in its own way
Aplixs on
he’s about to pitch the worst peace plan in history
bite_deer87 on
Ah yes, torturing and impaling people on wooden poles so much it makes a goddamn forest. Then you turn into the reason why Count Dracula exists.
JustabraveKrumpingit on
Here my fellow Ottoman sit on this pointy chair
neobedirhan on
I wouldn’t impale innocent people.
bongcatalan123 on
**Decapitation, annihilation! Will bring them down in flames 🗣🔥**
Trashk4n on
Assail them, impale them, bring them to their knees?
VectorChing101 on
Vlad: bring the pointed poles
Infernalknights on
**Bad neighbors becomes good fences**
akasa-hassaku on
I’m Japanese, so TYPHOONS
Kebabini on
“I have a solution”
*tortured villagers then got decapitated*
Johannes_V on
Tell John Hunyadi that the Caliph called him a chicken.
emirsolinno on
Convert everyone to Islam, keep your sons at home they can’t Devsirme to muslim boys, then strike a few years later
McGillis_is_a_Char on
Be his brother and fight on the Ottomans’ side because the alternative is being part of the HRE or Poland. Then again I have the hindsight to know that Vlad only really caused misery and that the HRE was less than a century from a huge civil war during the Protestant Reformation.
Sergeantson on
>I’m going torture and impale random Romanian villagers, kill more Christians than Muslims and then get my head chopped off and have it send it to Sultan. That will show ’em!
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Narrator with British accent: “*In the long run, his solution did not work.”*
Ah yes, diplomacy. Surely the Ottomans will postpone the invasion for a meeting.
Long wooden poles. That will scare them.
A Romanian historian said that Vlad the Impaler would go to The Hague if he lived nowadays
Everyday is kebab day.
The solution was fail and die as it was
Which is a solution in its own way
he’s about to pitch the worst peace plan in history
Ah yes, torturing and impaling people on wooden poles so much it makes a goddamn forest. Then you turn into the reason why Count Dracula exists.
Here my fellow Ottoman sit on this pointy chair
I wouldn’t impale innocent people.
**Decapitation, annihilation! Will bring them down in flames 🗣🔥**
Assail them, impale them, bring them to their knees?
Vlad: bring the pointed poles
**Bad neighbors becomes good fences**
I’m Japanese, so TYPHOONS
“I have a solution”
*tortured villagers then got decapitated*
Tell John Hunyadi that the Caliph called him a chicken.
Convert everyone to Islam, keep your sons at home they can’t Devsirme to muslim boys, then strike a few years later
Be his brother and fight on the Ottomans’ side because the alternative is being part of the HRE or Poland. Then again I have the hindsight to know that Vlad only really caused misery and that the HRE was less than a century from a huge civil war during the Protestant Reformation.
>I’m going torture and impale random Romanian villagers, kill more Christians than Muslims and then get my head chopped off and have it send it to Sultan. That will show ’em!
Hmmm….