Bro layered Axe over swamp mode and called it luxury. We can smell your decisions.
Drakostheswordsman on
Daily shower. Scentless deodorant. No body spray.
BlurpleOpals on
Nah, the perfume is also an issue. Most people use way too much.
Slowly_boiling_frog on
Axe bodyspray sprayed way too liberally over 2 days of not showering, ahhh. What a vivid flashback to some less-than-hygienic schoolmates in vocational/trade school.
ux3l on
Not the same, but too much cologne/ parfum is also bad.
Redacted-Reddit on
When their funk is so pungent you can taste it.
Primo-Farkus on
Men, take a shower also shave/trim your pits. I cannot advocate for it enough! Cuts pit smell by 1/2 at the least.
Spud_potato_2005 on
I can’t use cologne cause I’m allergic to it, that is why I shower at least every two days, preferably every day. I can’t stand smelling. Don’t know how people can stand themselves when they haven’t showered in over a week.
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DarkRosePoison on
Getting mix with my pheromones right the stinkiest of all smell
Peelingly on
That’s why I only use Airwick
TH3_OG_JUJUBE on
Antiperspirant is what they want
benx101 on
If I can taste the smell, then you used too much.
Live-Neat5426 on
Also applies to the perfume you’re drenching yourself with in an attempt to hide the dead fish smell from your “self-cleaning” organ.
4d_lulz on
Just take a shower guys, it’s not that hard.
Cologne should be a whisper, not your whole personality
Jabberwock_king on
Tomytom99 on
BO or not, anything more than a hint of cologne is fuckin awful.
The whole room should not smell simply because of your presence.
OrangeSky15 on
I still don’t get why some people just don’t shower regularly. I feel gross if I don’t shower every morning
Fit_Adagio_7668 on
Time to spray it into my mouth to mask my bad breathe
outkast767 on
Reminds me heavily of Dubai and Egypt
djmattedmonds on
Cologne is the bigger issue, a lot.
SizeableFowl on
I have one rule when it comes to scent:
Smells are meant to be discovered, not announced.
Even good smells that are overpowering become bad smells.
ShadowMakerMZ on
BO it’s body odor?
Bratwurscht13 on
Girls in my class smoked and had extremely sweet perfume on. The combination of both was the worst thing I’ve ever smelled and always gave me a headache.
NateProject on
Yeah. Here’s the biggest issue – perfume/cologne hits first, so your like “hmm, oh yeah, I can get down in this smell” and then you smell and get hit with the BO on the tail end.
KaoticKirin on
that and perfumes are nasty, like scented trash bags, we accidently got scented dog poo bags, and gauh, careful how you use them or else you’ll get a punch to the face of some truly nasty ‘perfume’, like I’d rather smell the dog poo please, that smell atleast doesn’t physically hurt. and like scented trash bags, what purpose do they serve? like being near those things makes ya gag, what could you possibly be doing to make that the ‘better’ smell? I just don’t get it, oh and as an asthmatic I’m basically allergic to perfume, so if y’all could keep it on the light side that’d be great
Ethem712 on
!cologne mentioned!
Jason_the_Jazz_Man on
Me as a man horrified whenever I hear how other men live
*What do you mean you don’t clean your crack boys*
Peen_Round_4371 on
So you’re telling me every boy in the locker room after gym class in middle school using an entire can of axe was wrong?
Sekmet19 on
The worst is when you walk down an empty aisle at the grocery store and smell someone’s odor wake.
Elsrach on
What is B.O ?
CalmHorizonRO on
Cologne + B.O. really creates a whole new super-smell no one asked for 💀😂
MohSilas on
It’s like breaking a perfume glass in a hen house.
Jester471 on
I had an exchange student that was like this. Took a shower 1-2 times a week and bathed in axe daily.
KillerEndo420 on
I have ulcerative colitis.In 8th grade I had a math teacher who was so happy to use her new aerosol air freshener to cover up the smell of my atrocious farts. That was the day we collectively created the scent of “shitrus”.
mischief_scallywag on
Yall please smell your armpit before you hit the gym. This goes to all my Americans coz yall be using red onion as your deodorant and it fucking stinks up the area
Distinct_Let141 on
PSA for EVERYONE: Wash your asshole!!
SnooGiraffes8275 on
no cologne smells nasty too, both can be true.
if you’re the type of person who wears that shit, i don’t want to be around you.
Antique-Tourist4237 on
I just don’t like how strong it smells.
vasEnterprise9295 on
My local game store has signs posted that say “Deodorant is not a substitute for hygiene. Please shower” and reserve the right to kick people out if they continue to stink.
DevelopmentGreen3961 on
Excessive cologne doesn’t make up for the lack of deodorant
salsamander on
You literally need half a spray, it doesn’t matter what kind of cologne.
Dudes will spray their YSL Y or Dior Sausage 15 times then go out in public, and be like: “I can’t smell it, the performance on this cologne is weak”. Nah dude, you’re nose blind and choking out everyone in a half-mile radius.
Johnnyboi2327 on
Cologne is fine. Lack of hygiene is not.
dappermanV-88 on
Cologne and body spray IS NOT A FUCKING SHOWER
Separate_Selection84 on
I’ve had issues with body order before so how about giving advice to actually help instead of insulting people for something that they can’t really control (body order is mostly a genetic problem)
starless_90 on
Europeans wearing smelly clothes that they wash every 2 months:
Careless_Koala8361 on
Cologne should only be detectable when having a face to face convo or giving a hug. If people can smell you even from 5-10 feet away, you over-did it.
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Oh man, that’s the worst!
Bro layered Axe over swamp mode and called it luxury. We can smell your decisions.
Daily shower. Scentless deodorant. No body spray.
Nah, the perfume is also an issue. Most people use way too much.
Axe bodyspray sprayed way too liberally over 2 days of not showering, ahhh. What a vivid flashback to some less-than-hygienic schoolmates in vocational/trade school.
Not the same, but too much cologne/ parfum is also bad.
When their funk is so pungent you can taste it.
Men, take a shower also shave/trim your pits. I cannot advocate for it enough! Cuts pit smell by 1/2 at the least.
I can’t use cologne cause I’m allergic to it, that is why I shower at least every two days, preferably every day. I can’t stand smelling. Don’t know how people can stand themselves when they haven’t showered in over a week.
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Getting mix with my pheromones right the stinkiest of all smell
That’s why I only use Airwick
Antiperspirant is what they want
If I can taste the smell, then you used too much.
Also applies to the perfume you’re drenching yourself with in an attempt to hide the dead fish smell from your “self-cleaning” organ.
Just take a shower guys, it’s not that hard.
Cologne should be a whisper, not your whole personality
BO or not, anything more than a hint of cologne is fuckin awful.
The whole room should not smell simply because of your presence.
I still don’t get why some people just don’t shower regularly. I feel gross if I don’t shower every morning
Time to spray it into my mouth to mask my bad breathe
Reminds me heavily of Dubai and Egypt
Cologne is the bigger issue, a lot.
I have one rule when it comes to scent:
Smells are meant to be discovered, not announced.
Even good smells that are overpowering become bad smells.
BO it’s body odor?
Girls in my class smoked and had extremely sweet perfume on. The combination of both was the worst thing I’ve ever smelled and always gave me a headache.
Yeah. Here’s the biggest issue – perfume/cologne hits first, so your like “hmm, oh yeah, I can get down in this smell” and then you smell and get hit with the BO on the tail end.
that and perfumes are nasty, like scented trash bags, we accidently got scented dog poo bags, and gauh, careful how you use them or else you’ll get a punch to the face of some truly nasty ‘perfume’, like I’d rather smell the dog poo please, that smell atleast doesn’t physically hurt. and like scented trash bags, what purpose do they serve? like being near those things makes ya gag, what could you possibly be doing to make that the ‘better’ smell? I just don’t get it, oh and as an asthmatic I’m basically allergic to perfume, so if y’all could keep it on the light side that’d be great
!cologne mentioned!
Me as a man horrified whenever I hear how other men live
*What do you mean you don’t clean your crack boys*
So you’re telling me every boy in the locker room after gym class in middle school using an entire can of axe was wrong?
The worst is when you walk down an empty aisle at the grocery store and smell someone’s odor wake.
What is B.O ?
Cologne + B.O. really creates a whole new super-smell no one asked for 💀😂
It’s like breaking a perfume glass in a hen house.
I had an exchange student that was like this. Took a shower 1-2 times a week and bathed in axe daily.
I have ulcerative colitis.In 8th grade I had a math teacher who was so happy to use her new aerosol air freshener to cover up the smell of my atrocious farts. That was the day we collectively created the scent of “shitrus”.
Yall please smell your armpit before you hit the gym. This goes to all my Americans coz yall be using red onion as your deodorant and it fucking stinks up the area
PSA for EVERYONE: Wash your asshole!!
no cologne smells nasty too, both can be true.
if you’re the type of person who wears that shit, i don’t want to be around you.
I just don’t like how strong it smells.
My local game store has signs posted that say “Deodorant is not a substitute for hygiene. Please shower” and reserve the right to kick people out if they continue to stink.
Excessive cologne doesn’t make up for the lack of deodorant
You literally need half a spray, it doesn’t matter what kind of cologne.
Dudes will spray their YSL Y or Dior Sausage 15 times then go out in public, and be like: “I can’t smell it, the performance on this cologne is weak”. Nah dude, you’re nose blind and choking out everyone in a half-mile radius.
Cologne is fine. Lack of hygiene is not.
Cologne and body spray IS NOT A FUCKING SHOWER
I’ve had issues with body order before so how about giving advice to actually help instead of insulting people for something that they can’t really control (body order is mostly a genetic problem)
Europeans wearing smelly clothes that they wash every 2 months:
Cologne should only be detectable when having a face to face convo or giving a hug. If people can smell you even from 5-10 feet away, you over-did it.