Wake up honey, new Epstein lore just dropped

    by DmitriMendeleyev

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    1. So, it’s looking more and more likely that the ‘fully depreciated’ girl Epstein ‘sold’ to Trump was Melania, isn’t it…

    2. Sergeant-Windsor on

      Baron: Mom, how’d you meet dad?

      Melania: Well, honey, your dad was blowing Bill (or maybe a horse) while I was blowing Epstein on pedophile island and we locked eyes. Love at first sight.

    3. Total_Interaction875 on

      Ooh, that word bums me out, unless it’s between “meat” and “pizza.”

      In all seriousness, enough with the dopey language. Just say “fucked,” or at least “had sex.” Sheesh.

    4. Additional_Good4200 on

      Stop the presses. That’s just slightly more surprising than news reports confirming the sun will come up in the east tomorrow. Leave the First Hooker Alone! Thank you for your attent…oh screw it.

    5. Trump 👏🏾 bought 👏🏾 her 👏🏾 from 👏🏾 epstein 👏🏾

      This is old news but please lord give us evidence so we can be done with them for good.

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