I would rather vote for a bottle of ketchup over him. That’s how pathetic he is.
Amazing-Artichoke330 on
He was not born in the US.
Piercerray on
Fuck that guy
Bassettoast on
I’d vote for the next oldest candidate in office rather than vote for him.
sten45 on
Everyone hates him and he has the charisma of a shart
stairs_3730 on
Mexican President fLed Cruise has a ring to it.
fuckdirectv on
Does he know Washington D.C. gets cold in the winter?
Available-Elevator69 on
He’s Canadian.
coyylol on
So the Lizard People are finally going to reveal themselves?
xStickyBudz on
lol I fucking dare you to run. Dude can barely win Texas
Vernerator on
Hope springs eternal
Givemeallthecabbages on
Go for it, Rafael! I’d absolutely love to see him as the Republican nominee.
sun4moon on
Run? He can barely stand.
HuckleberryOk6782 on
Cancun Cruz discussing a run for president is a good thing as it shows Trump’s grip is weakening.
johnnycyberpunk on
A bit premature Ted.
You’ll need Trumps blessing first, and that doesn’t come cheap anymore.
olafubbly on
I will always give trump credit for actually saying/asking a legitimate valid question and it was back in 2015-2016 when he asked during the GOP debate if Ted Cruz is even eligible to run for president of the United States(he’s not born on US soil or military base so no he shouldn’t be eligible), that was the very last time trump ever said anything with an ounce of intelligence and reason
Pribblization on
Not a snowball’s chance in hell, Rafael.
grilledcheese2332 on
I do not like that man Ted Cruz…
Valgrind9180 on
Yes Rafael Cruz, who’s colleague’s described as so disliked that “If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody could convict you.” Yeah that’s a winner there.
rationaleoptimism on
I bet Ted isn’t his real name, either. the guy vacations in Mexico how un-American
Moodapatheticz on
Apparently the only thing you need is to be a sex offender so he has a good shot
So we really should follow his wishes, ignore his preferred name of Ted and call him Rafael Cruz everywhere on the internet. It’s what Rafael Cruz would want.
RedBeans-n-Ricely on
No one likes you, Ted. As unlikeable as JD is, you’re somehow even worse.
thejovo59 on
He doesn’t meet the qualification of being born here, does he? I always heard Rafael was Canadian
thebaldguy76 on
Wasn’t he born in Canada?
Mash709 on
Was he not born in the US?
Substantial-Art-482 on
Oh he *definitely* has a humiliation kink.
Will_E_Juan_Kuh on
Is that Canuck serious?
THE_DOW_JONES on
Born in canada btw, legally cannot hold the office of president.
Lazy_Squash_8423 on
He wasn’t born in the US. He can’t be president. Assuming we follow the constitution
Wrangler9960 on
Wasn’t he born in Canada and if so can he go back?
the_doughboy on
ICE should really deport that guy.
imranarain on
He looks like the grandpa from “The Munsters”
GrassyKnoll95 on
I for one would be excited for Ted Cruz to be the Republican nominee. No way the Dems could fuck that one up, right?
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I would rather vote for a bottle of ketchup over him. That’s how pathetic he is.
He was not born in the US.
Fuck that guy
I’d vote for the next oldest candidate in office rather than vote for him.
Everyone hates him and he has the charisma of a shart
Mexican President fLed Cruise has a ring to it.
Does he know Washington D.C. gets cold in the winter?
He’s Canadian.
So the Lizard People are finally going to reveal themselves?
lol I fucking dare you to run. Dude can barely win Texas
Hope springs eternal
Go for it, Rafael! I’d absolutely love to see him as the Republican nominee.
Run? He can barely stand.
Cancun Cruz discussing a run for president is a good thing as it shows Trump’s grip is weakening.
A bit premature Ted.
You’ll need Trumps blessing first, and that doesn’t come cheap anymore.
I will always give trump credit for actually saying/asking a legitimate valid question and it was back in 2015-2016 when he asked during the GOP debate if Ted Cruz is even eligible to run for president of the United States(he’s not born on US soil or military base so no he shouldn’t be eligible), that was the very last time trump ever said anything with an ounce of intelligence and reason
Not a snowball’s chance in hell, Rafael.
I do not like that man Ted Cruz…
Yes Rafael Cruz, who’s colleague’s described as so disliked that “If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody could convict you.” Yeah that’s a winner there.
I bet Ted isn’t his real name, either. the guy vacations in Mexico how un-American
Apparently the only thing you need is to be a sex offender so he has a good shot
Sen. Cruz introduced the Safeguarding Honest Speech Act recently that meant federal agencies would not have to refer to employees [using their preferred names or pronouns](https://www.newsweek.com/pronouns-lgbtq-queer-gay-lesbian-bisexual-transgender-community-1732465).
So we really should follow his wishes, ignore his preferred name of Ted and call him Rafael Cruz everywhere on the internet. It’s what Rafael Cruz would want.
No one likes you, Ted. As unlikeable as JD is, you’re somehow even worse.
He doesn’t meet the qualification of being born here, does he? I always heard Rafael was Canadian
Wasn’t he born in Canada?
Was he not born in the US?
Oh he *definitely* has a humiliation kink.
Is that Canuck serious?
Born in canada btw, legally cannot hold the office of president.
He wasn’t born in the US. He can’t be president. Assuming we follow the constitution
Wasn’t he born in Canada and if so can he go back?
ICE should really deport that guy.
He looks like the grandpa from “The Munsters”
I for one would be excited for Ted Cruz to be the Republican nominee. No way the Dems could fuck that one up, right?