A random box in my neighbourhood where you can unburden your soul

    by Spider-man2098

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    1. Spider-man2098 on

      Hey all, lmk if you have anything you need off your chest; I’ll write it out and deliver it to the box for you. No charge, I’m happy to do it.

    2. Excellent-Score-6211 on

      People know they are supplying blackmail material on themselves to whoever is watching and can open the box right?

    3. Whitetiger9876 on

      In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I play Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog… and then, my mom sent me to the… to the summer camp for fat kids… and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out!
      But, the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this.
      [imitating vomiting four times]
       And then, I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!

    4. AverageInfamous7050 on

      Maybe you step up to it, it opens up and there’s a priest behind a screen. Or a serial killer. Alot of things in life are risky.

    5. Other-Cantaloupe4765 on

      I’d write the craziest most unhinged stuff and leave it in that box just for funsies:

      __________

      – I had a bukkake with the local coroner and my mother last Tuesday night and I regret it.

      – I’ve been taking my coworkers’ bottled soda out of the office fridge, opening it, pulling my pants down to fart inside the bottle, and then recapping it and putting it back in the fridge. It’s the only thing that brings me joy.

      – I saw a dead guy in an alley last week. Nobody was nearby, so I chopped off his toenails with a nail clipper and put them in my pocket before calling 911. I mixed them in with the bag of croutons in my cupboard and eat it on special occasions.

      – I put dirt inside teabags instead of tea leaves and call it a special herbal blend. It’s now a bestseller on our menu and my boss keeps asking me for my recipe. I’ve been telling him it’s a secret, but I don’t know how much longer I can keep this up.

      – I always give my friends Tylenol or ibuprofen when they ask. They’re always so grateful and happy that I have some on hand. What they don’t know is that, whenever I buy a new bottle, I lick each pill one by one before putting them back in the bottle. They’ve never noticed anything wrong. It gives me deep sexual gratification.

    6. Huh…never thought about the fact that Christianity has basically cornered the market of monetization of confessions and absolving of sins as a service. Surely that could be an app with an AI deity by now.

    7. HyperQuandaryAck on

      burn it. shit like this deserves no leeway in society whatsoever. ‘catholic creep’ is real

    8. Plot twist: there’s a facial recognition camera trained on this box and every time a confession is deposited, an officer takes it to look for possible crimes committed.

    9. Plot twist: it belongs to a local newspaper and they use this to gain inspiration for their next story.

    10. Every time I was in LA I was with my ex girlfriend. Every time you called I told “baby, I’m working.”

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