It must be uncomfortable for the priest that’s in there
Spider-man2098 on
Hey all, lmk if you have anything you need off your chest; I’ll write it out and deliver it to the box for you. No charge, I’m happy to do it.
Skizot_Bizot on
Probably a clever police sting operation.
ElPulpoTX on
Dog’s like “I got your confession right here”
tenfo1d on
Back when they didn’t have #vent
Excellent-Score-6211 on
People know they are supplying blackmail material on themselves to whoever is watching and can open the box right?
nasty_sicco on
Looks like a dog unburdened their bladder instead
Whitetiger9876 on
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I play Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog… and then, my mom sent me to the… to the summer camp for fat kids… and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out!
But, the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this.
[imitating vomiting four times]
And then, I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!
Due_Willingness1 on
Plot twist: the church didn’t set this up, the cops did
SkyriderRJM on
Blackmail bait
Irr3l3ph4nt on
“I need to confess, I included a bag of dog shit with my confession.”
joestaff on
Before social media could collect all your information, they had these bad boys
Ben_Thar on
Nice try, FBI
AverageInfamous7050 on
Maybe you step up to it, it opens up and there’s a priest behind a screen. Or a serial killer. Alot of things in life are risky.
iiitme on
do you have a pet?
LowUFO96 on
Nice try FBI.
Other-Cantaloupe4765 on
I’d write the craziest most unhinged stuff and leave it in that box just for funsies:
__________
– I had a bukkake with the local coroner and my mother last Tuesday night and I regret it.
– I’ve been taking my coworkers’ bottled soda out of the office fridge, opening it, pulling my pants down to fart inside the bottle, and then recapping it and putting it back in the fridge. It’s the only thing that brings me joy.
– I saw a dead guy in an alley last week. Nobody was nearby, so I chopped off his toenails with a nail clipper and put them in my pocket before calling 911. I mixed them in with the bag of croutons in my cupboard and eat it on special occasions.
– I put dirt inside teabags instead of tea leaves and call it a special herbal blend. It’s now a bestseller on our menu and my boss keeps asking me for my recipe. I’ve been telling him it’s a secret, but I don’t know how much longer I can keep this up.
– I always give my friends Tylenol or ibuprofen when they ask. They’re always so grateful and happy that I have some on hand. What they don’t know is that, whenever I buy a new bottle, I lick each pill one by one before putting them back in the bottle. They’ve never noticed anything wrong. It gives me deep sexual gratification.
-Dixieflatline on
Huh…never thought about the fact that Christianity has basically cornered the market of monetization of confessions and absolving of sins as a service. Surely that could be an app with an AI deity by now.
scgt86 on
“I pissed into the confession box”
gadget850 on
I thought police boxes were blue.
HyperQuandaryAck on
burn it. shit like this deserves no leeway in society whatsoever. ‘catholic creep’ is real
TemporalLobe on
Plot twist: there’s a facial recognition camera trained on this box and every time a confession is deposited, an officer takes it to look for possible crimes committed.
untrustedlife2 on
I bet it’s just a block from the police station. They check it every day I’m sure.
curtydc on
It looks like someone unburdened their bladder on that box.
RollingKaiserRoll on
Imagine if the box just houses an incinerator.
tsunami141 on
Just when I thought I said all I could say…
Theletterkay on
Set up a second one across the street that says “deeper, darker, confessions”
PUfelix85 on
Police box.
Captinprice8585 on
What’s the website they all get posted to again?
TimoZNL on
Plot twist: it belongs to a local newspaper and they use this to gain inspiration for their next story.
9x19_BALL on
“I dropped a screw in the tuna!”
ineligibleUser on
Voluntary blackmail depository
turtle-hermit-roshi on
The blackmail box
Jakesummers1 on
Any videos of dumbass kids using the Usher song with this box?
mr_ji on
Your first mistake was putting it in public. Your second was putting it at ass level.
Arponare on
Every time I was in LA I was with my ex girlfriend. Every time you called I told “baby, I’m working.”
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It must be uncomfortable for the priest that’s in there
Hey all, lmk if you have anything you need off your chest; I’ll write it out and deliver it to the box for you. No charge, I’m happy to do it.
Probably a clever police sting operation.
Dog’s like “I got your confession right here”
Back when they didn’t have #vent
People know they are supplying blackmail material on themselves to whoever is watching and can open the box right?
Looks like a dog unburdened their bladder instead
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I play Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog… and then, my mom sent me to the… to the summer camp for fat kids… and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out!
But, the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this.
[imitating vomiting four times]
And then, I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!
Plot twist: the church didn’t set this up, the cops did
Blackmail bait
“I need to confess, I included a bag of dog shit with my confession.”
Before social media could collect all your information, they had these bad boys
Nice try, FBI
Maybe you step up to it, it opens up and there’s a priest behind a screen. Or a serial killer. Alot of things in life are risky.
do you have a pet?
Nice try FBI.
I’d write the craziest most unhinged stuff and leave it in that box just for funsies:
__________
– I had a bukkake with the local coroner and my mother last Tuesday night and I regret it.
– I’ve been taking my coworkers’ bottled soda out of the office fridge, opening it, pulling my pants down to fart inside the bottle, and then recapping it and putting it back in the fridge. It’s the only thing that brings me joy.
– I saw a dead guy in an alley last week. Nobody was nearby, so I chopped off his toenails with a nail clipper and put them in my pocket before calling 911. I mixed them in with the bag of croutons in my cupboard and eat it on special occasions.
– I put dirt inside teabags instead of tea leaves and call it a special herbal blend. It’s now a bestseller on our menu and my boss keeps asking me for my recipe. I’ve been telling him it’s a secret, but I don’t know how much longer I can keep this up.
– I always give my friends Tylenol or ibuprofen when they ask. They’re always so grateful and happy that I have some on hand. What they don’t know is that, whenever I buy a new bottle, I lick each pill one by one before putting them back in the bottle. They’ve never noticed anything wrong. It gives me deep sexual gratification.
Huh…never thought about the fact that Christianity has basically cornered the market of monetization of confessions and absolving of sins as a service. Surely that could be an app with an AI deity by now.
“I pissed into the confession box”
I thought police boxes were blue.
burn it. shit like this deserves no leeway in society whatsoever. ‘catholic creep’ is real
Plot twist: there’s a facial recognition camera trained on this box and every time a confession is deposited, an officer takes it to look for possible crimes committed.
I bet it’s just a block from the police station. They check it every day I’m sure.
It looks like someone unburdened their bladder on that box.
Imagine if the box just houses an incinerator.
Just when I thought I said all I could say…
Set up a second one across the street that says “deeper, darker, confessions”
Police box.
What’s the website they all get posted to again?
Plot twist: it belongs to a local newspaper and they use this to gain inspiration for their next story.
“I dropped a screw in the tuna!”
Voluntary blackmail depository
The blackmail box
Any videos of dumbass kids using the Usher song with this box?
Your first mistake was putting it in public. Your second was putting it at ass level.
Every time I was in LA I was with my ex girlfriend. Every time you called I told “baby, I’m working.”