Cool memes that will make you the funniest thane in the lord’s hall

    by Maggot-Milk

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    1. I hate the British royals because I’m French and the English kings from 1066 to 1714 are just French noblemen who chose to betray their former country and ascendance.

    2. I said it before and I’ll say it again:

      If Godwinson had managed to defeat Hardrada and William, he would have been considered the greatest English king of all time.

    3. Yeah, after that there were no actual Brits as king, but a weird mix of blood that made it up until today

    4. Where were you when Harald Gowinson fell!? Where were you when the normans harried the north? Where were you!

    5. The house of Godwin were usurpers, same with the House of Normandy… the House of Wessex shall someday reclaim it’s rightful throne.

    6. WeeklyLengthiness7 on

      American: hey brits, i have a joke for you

      British: what is it?

      American: Independence Day

      British: i don’t get it

    7. “fuck you, normans. This is saxon land.”

      “no, fuck you, saxons. This is Britonnic land.

      “No, fuck you, Britons. This is celtic land.”

      “no, fuck you, celts. This is….”

    8. Godwinson wasn’t the failed hero, he was the weaker villain. The House of Wessex lives on in our hearts and minds!

    9. New-Number-7810 on

      In medieval thought, William had the better claim. He was chosen by the previous King, had a blood relation to the previous King (maternal cousins), had the blessing of the Pope, and Harold swore on sacred relics to not try to claim the throne.

      All Harold had was the vote of a rubber stamp organization which only existed to vote in whoever had the biggest army. If the Witan didn’t choose Harold, there’s a 0% chance he would have humbly accepted their choice. 

      The only reasons people prefer Harold is because of nationalism (“Johnny Foreigner is bad!”) or revisionism (“The Witan was exactly the same as Parliament! Norman yolk!”). 

      As for Monarchy, I think it provides important ceremony and pageantry to the state. Republican governments could provide that, but they never do. It’s just men in suits, and maybe a sash if you’re lucky. As for the complaint about inherited positions, I’d counter that elective monarchy is an option. 

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