> Storstrøm Prison is a maximum-security correctional facility located on Falster island in Guldborgsund Municipality, Denmark. Officially opened on September 27, 2017, after seven years of planning and construction, it is Denmark’s second-largest prison facility and represents the highest security classification (Category 1) in the Danish correctional system. With a capacity for 250 inmates distributed across four standard prison wings and one specialized maximum-security wing, Storstrøm houses some of Denmark’s most serious offenders, including those with connections to organized crime and motorcycle gangs, while simultaneously serving as a groundbreaking model for humane, rehabilitation-focused incarceration.
The selection is better than some Danish grocery stores…
alwaysfatigued8787 on
Excuse me sir, but where are the shiv and make your own hooch kit sections?
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iwouldratherhavemy on
My retirement plan is to get arrested in Denmark.
UncleVoodooo on
I now sentence you to 10 years *with no Instacart*
BasedJeffreyEpstein on
The biggest punishment is that it’s only ultra processed food.
DrBhu on
It looks like knorr knows how to buy itself into niche markets
Capital-Attitude-770 on
For those from the US who wish danish incarceration ..You need not go far ,just go to Greenland and recite all the Epstein allegations and declare “Yo , Im totally down with this “ and then shoot a walrus in a playground!
commonsensetry on
I read the the title as intimate browsing aisle when I scrolled by on the homepage
broadarrow39 on
Do they give you a bag for life?
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Commercial-Class4078 on
Believe it or not but this is actually THE proven way to have an as low as possible crime rate in your country: rehabilitate those who enter through its prison doors.
MAndris90 on
its not a prison anymore. its a luxury holiday with fixed dates.
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> Storstrøm Prison is a maximum-security correctional facility located on Falster island in Guldborgsund Municipality, Denmark. Officially opened on September 27, 2017, after seven years of planning and construction, it is Denmark’s second-largest prison facility and represents the highest security classification (Category 1) in the Danish correctional system. With a capacity for 250 inmates distributed across four standard prison wings and one specialized maximum-security wing, Storstrøm houses some of Denmark’s most serious offenders, including those with connections to organized crime and motorcycle gangs, while simultaneously serving as a groundbreaking model for humane, rehabilitation-focused incarceration.
Some info and more pics about the prison:
https://www.alexpoulsenarchitects.com/projects/highsecurity/storstrom-prison
https://www.cfmoller.com/p/Storstroem-Prison-i2730.html
The selection is better than some Danish grocery stores…
Excuse me sir, but where are the shiv and make your own hooch kit sections?
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My retirement plan is to get arrested in Denmark.
I now sentence you to 10 years *with no Instacart*
The biggest punishment is that it’s only ultra processed food.
It looks like knorr knows how to buy itself into niche markets
For those from the US who wish danish incarceration ..You need not go far ,just go to Greenland and recite all the Epstein allegations and declare “Yo , Im totally down with this “ and then shoot a walrus in a playground!
I read the the title as intimate browsing aisle when I scrolled by on the homepage
Do they give you a bag for life?
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Believe it or not but this is actually THE proven way to have an as low as possible crime rate in your country: rehabilitate those who enter through its prison doors.
its not a prison anymore. its a luxury holiday with fixed dates.
Cereal Killer..
Be ironic when someone tries stealing/robbing
https://preview.redd.it/q964dy59vg1g1.png?width=964&format=png&auto=webp&s=b4f17ebac2f2044a7c81571d0fcdc95668d8700f
Interesting to know they may cook for themselves.
Edit: forgot “for”, so it would mean something completely different
He looks quite aroused.
“Sometimes I think that we’re in the prison and the prisoners are not. It’s like the walls are keeping us out!”
I could never ever imagine England or America having this kind of trust (and rightly so).
*I neither like knorr dislike soup*
[https://nyheder.tv2.dk/samfund/2019-03-24-df-om-gode-forhold-i-nyt-faengsel-jeg-synes-faktisk-det-er-dybt-foruroligende-at-se](https://nyheder.tv2.dk/samfund/2019-03-24-df-om-gode-forhold-i-nyt-faengsel-jeg-synes-faktisk-det-er-dybt-foruroligende-at-se) <- More pictures and information about it for people interested