November 14, 2025Comparing bodily proportions to the orbital distances of celestial bodies, with The Sun at the head and Pluto at the feet, you get this:
Funny-Presence4228 on November 14, 2025 7:43 am I hate English. You can’t tell if it’s supposed to be “read” or “read” until you read the rest of it.
No_Cryptographer7058 on November 14, 2025 7:44 am Introverts don’t need pepper spray just the power of awkward eye contact and a hoodie hood.
PortlandPoly on November 14, 2025 8:13 am Yesterday I actually opened the door and told a salesman I wasn’t interested. It was exhausting.
5 Comments
Good luck
I hate English. You can’t tell if it’s supposed to be “read” or “read” until you read the rest of it.
Introverts don’t need pepper spray just the power of awkward eye contact and a hoodie hood.
Haha, I like that!
Yesterday I actually opened the door and told a salesman I wasn’t interested. It was exhausting.