The Dude definitely does not abide

    by Banana-Port-Control

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    1. powerlesshero111 on

      Ok, so back when i was in the military reserves, we did an honor guard event with some local cops. We told them the story of our security forces person who got busted by DEA for selling heroin. We asked them their most fucked up story. This one cop said he had the winning story. They arrested a guy (21 years old) for having sex with a 12 year old in his car. When they questioned him, his defense was “i thought she was 14”. The cops said “still illegal asshole”. Megyn Kelly is that 21 year old guy now.

    2. SnooStrawberries3391 on

      Amorals protecting other amorally sick persons by trying to normalizing sexual relations by middle aged men with 14 and 15 year old girls.

      This doesn’t get any worse.

    3. eternallylearning on

      If they were close enough to have knowledge of all this stuff too, that means they were involved in the same activities. Maybe they’re lying, maybe they’re deflecting; all I know is that they are a piece of shit who Kelly respects the views of.

    4. She’s disgusting. Anyone who tries to defend his actions are just as culpable. Does she even have kids? Related to kids? She would have a different point of view.

    5. Kelly is a zero integrity hag who is too weak and financially invested to admit her takes are perpetual trash.

    6. I’m so pissed off that I had to learn so many new words for pedophile today.

      Could’ve happily gone my entire life having never heard the words (and I am actively choosing not to remember those words) that pedophiles use to differentiate between each other.

      But defending Trump is the most important thing in the world, so fuck the last shreds of innocence my nearly 40-year-old self still had.

    7. Didn’t mike jonhson say he wasn’t a pedophile or into human trafficking like 2 months ago

    8. SandSpecialist2523 on

      Didn’t Dump rape a 13 yo? Isn’t this a little too much on the younger side, Megyn?

    9. NeverLookBothWays on

      MAGA Jesus be like: “He who hasn’t trafficked and raped 15 year olds cast the first stone!”

    10. All the jokes over this week were predicting they would pivot to this argument. Now here we are. Would be funny if it wasn’t so disgusting. 

    11. No, there’s a big difference between a 25 year old and a 15 year old; *THAT* is **very** wrong, and **very** predatory. There is no pretending or justifying any of that bullshit.

      All that “grooming” anger sure did evaporate quickly. This is like stating “..but, your Honor, I only murdered her *a little bit*!”

    12. Just trying to downplay everything so that it won’t be as bad when the files are finally released.

    13. iAmDrakesEyebrows on

      “Trump and I agree, the best part about twenty eight year olds, in that there are twenty of them”
      – Megan Kelly

    14. These children and adolescents were being held captive on the island and were being raped and worse.

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