DatBoiMack95 on November 14, 2025 4:06 am Your forgot the part where you wank one out before finally being able to fall asleep
No-Strain-186 on November 14, 2025 4:21 am My brain really waits until the last nine minutes to unlock “premium sleep mode” like it’s a paid feature 😭💤
GlumShirt3712 on November 14, 2025 4:38 am You know your truly happy when you’re doomscrolling 3 hours before work in the dark whilst eating a pot noodle you bought 3 months ago.
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Your forgot the part where you wank one out before finally being able to fall asleep
That’s me now 1:10 am
Honestly, I’m glad I’m not the only one
Me reading this at 5.20 am on a work night
My brain really waits until the last nine minutes to unlock “premium sleep mode” like it’s a paid feature 😭💤
How did you get this picture of me?
You know your truly happy when you’re doomscrolling 3 hours before work in the dark whilst eating a pot noodle you bought 3 months ago.
So true
Literally me for the last 10 yrs