Backstory: I started working from home and my daughter was home sick. I told her she could not disturb me if I was on a call, but she could write a note and leave it on the corner of my desk if she needed something. I laughed out loud on my call and I’m still not sure what she needed.
“I have eaten
the mashed potatoes
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for dinner
Forgive me
they were delicious
so mashed
and so cold”
fullonfacepalmist on
What is the charge here? Eating a meal? A succulent mash potatoes meal?
This is democracy manifest!
Furrretly on
plants versus zombies ass note ðŸ˜
jerkface1026 on
If you have an instapot, its super easy to make mashed potatoes. Peel/cut into quarters, toss in the pot, 1/2 water, high pressure for 10 minutes, quick release, add 1/2 cream, salt/pepper, masher with hand masher or mixer. viola! easy enough for the potato craven teen in your home.
DJKGinHD on
Father, I have crushed you lunch dreams. -Daughter
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Backstory: I started working from home and my daughter was home sick. I told her she could not disturb me if I was on a call, but she could write a note and leave it on the corner of my desk if she needed something. I laughed out loud on my call and I’m still not sure what she needed.
She beat me to them!
Hmmmm yummy mashed potatoes!
[Mashed Potatoes?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWwgWWfb2u4)
Sounds like the beginning of a poem:
“I have eaten
the mashed potatoes
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for dinner
Forgive me
they were delicious
so mashed
and so cold”
What is the charge here? Eating a meal? A succulent mash potatoes meal?
This is democracy manifest!
plants versus zombies ass note ðŸ˜
If you have an instapot, its super easy to make mashed potatoes. Peel/cut into quarters, toss in the pot, 1/2 water, high pressure for 10 minutes, quick release, add 1/2 cream, salt/pepper, masher with hand masher or mixer. viola! easy enough for the potato craven teen in your home.
Father, I have crushed you lunch dreams. -Daughter