Who in gods name is voting blue here? If I have to shit after I get out the shower my whole day is ruined.
Ember2012 on
if after, then its all slimy bro
before
ADragonuFear on
Typically before unless there’s a sudden urge during or after the shower, in which case after.
Nayroy18 on
Shit during sleep
Striking_Time8414 on
Shit during shower!
FeelingGlad8646 on
No contest this meme’s got the brain cell doing parkour to the obvious side.
Traditional_Jump_813 on
What about shitting during shower?
Hydra57 on
Different actions on different schedules.
MildlyAggravated on
If I have to before the shower then I do it then, if I have to after it’s after.
I dunno who out there purposely times their shits with a shower.
TheStateOfAlaska on
I do whichever I feel like. Sometimes if I’m taking a shower before I go to bed, I’ll use the potty after I shower so that I don’t have to get up and pee again before I fall asleep.
mossepso on
When you wash your ass each time after shitting, it doesn’t matter.
Ne_69 on
Reminded me of an old meme…
I don’t wanna say it..
But it was an option of doing it while in the middle of showering, without exiting the shower
I wish my brain to erase that meme…forever…
Icy-Village-2602 on
What’s even the arguement for after?
BadHabitsDieYoung on
Shit in the shower.
dankshot35 on
every shit is a shit before the next shower
Last_Ingenuity_2451 on
Shit in the shower to waffles stomp it down the drain
princess_nasty on
you shit whenever your bowels have the urge to shit lol i don’t think anyone is purposefully holding it in till after showering when their bowels wanna go before lmao
crowned_tragedy on
I never choose to shit after a shower, the warm shower just moves my belly 😔
Sweet_Xocoatl on
Shitting before showering is ideal but it sometimes doesn’t work that way.
WizardGoatGuy on
Hot take, in the middle
chris98092 on
Shit, shave, shower. Full stop.
Pretty_Pitch_1073 on
Before shower
Astralcloroxcat on
Shit during the shower gang 😎
Im_Literally_Allah on
I shit when I need to
LeftieLeftorium on
The order is shit, shower and shave.
dappermanV-88 on
Before… Unless u didn’t have the need before
23Amuro on
Meanwhile, the cursed third team:
*During* the Shower
Alternative-Title865 on
I piss in it.
Sir-CiCi on
How about shit during shower?
Comfortable-Task-777 on
This is an illusion, there is no side, every shit you’ve ever taken is both after and before a shower.
ArchitectureLife006 on
Who takes the time to clean themselves and then ruin it immediately afterwards by taking a shit?
Anthony-Bruce_0825 on
Anyone who chose blue gotta be on the same list as Hitler cuz 😭🙏
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What about shit in the shower?
100% before
Before
before shower, why is that even a question
I miss the card for during the shower.
Whenever I want at home. I have a bidet.
You guys are taking showers?
shit while shower
There is another
Who in gods name is voting blue here? If I have to shit after I get out the shower my whole day is ruined.
if after, then its all slimy bro
before
Typically before unless there’s a sudden urge during or after the shower, in which case after.
Shit during sleep
Shit during shower!
No contest this meme’s got the brain cell doing parkour to the obvious side.
What about shitting during shower?
Different actions on different schedules.
If I have to before the shower then I do it then, if I have to after it’s after.
I dunno who out there purposely times their shits with a shower.
I do whichever I feel like. Sometimes if I’m taking a shower before I go to bed, I’ll use the potty after I shower so that I don’t have to get up and pee again before I fall asleep.
When you wash your ass each time after shitting, it doesn’t matter.
Reminded me of an old meme…
I don’t wanna say it..
But it was an option of doing it while in the middle of showering, without exiting the shower
I wish my brain to erase that meme…forever…
What’s even the arguement for after?
Shit in the shower.
every shit is a shit before the next shower
Shit in the shower to waffles stomp it down the drain
you shit whenever your bowels have the urge to shit lol i don’t think anyone is purposefully holding it in till after showering when their bowels wanna go before lmao
I never choose to shit after a shower, the warm shower just moves my belly 😔
Shitting before showering is ideal but it sometimes doesn’t work that way.
Hot take, in the middle
Shit, shave, shower. Full stop.
Before shower
Shit during the shower gang 😎
I shit when I need to
The order is shit, shower and shave.
Before… Unless u didn’t have the need before
Meanwhile, the cursed third team:
*During* the Shower
I piss in it.
How about shit during shower?
This is an illusion, there is no side, every shit you’ve ever taken is both after and before a shower.
Who takes the time to clean themselves and then ruin it immediately afterwards by taking a shit?
Anyone who chose blue gotta be on the same list as Hitler cuz 😭🙏
Who shits after cleaning? You shit before
Waffle stompers vote here
