Careful_Pace4732 on November 9, 2025 6:01 pm At this point, it’s not a skirt, just an underwear. And not a particularly effective one.
NonSupportiveCup on November 9, 2025 6:21 pm “My eyes are up here, but you can take a good look first.” New in spring fashion.
Busy_Reflection3054 on November 9, 2025 6:30 pm It shouldnt be this funny but intense grandfather clock noises instantly started playing in my mind.
u9Nails on November 9, 2025 6:39 pm Leave monkey prints on everything you sit on. That’s marking your territory.
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That’s my fetish
perfect length for what?
At this point, it’s not a skirt, just an underwear. And not a particularly effective one.
I think that too short for a tennis skirt…
More like a metal button sticking out from a pair of Levi’s.
No dick, no problem
i thought joe biden tweeted that…
As it said, perfect length
this wouldn’t even cover a quarter of my ass cheeks
Why do transwomen always have a bigger dick than me!?
It’s called tucking, and it has worked for centuries.
Which makes it perfect
“My eyes are up here, but you can take a good look first.” New in spring fashion.
That’s just advertising what you got baby
It shouldnt be this funny but intense grandfather clock noises instantly started playing in my mind.
JOE BIDEN DIDN’T SAY THAT?
Leave monkey prints on everything you sit on. That’s marking your territory.
The perfect skirt length… *for you OF content.*