The magic school bus was about a teacher on LSD taking her class to questionable locations without signed released slips, so how about LSD at your place on friday?
Nail’d it.
anonsequitur on
I’ll just say what Gimili said to Aaragorn at Helms Deep:
Toss Me
mappersorton on
Best dating advice I’ve received
xsharmander on
As a girl this could actually work. Lmao
joec_95123 on
Did he just say you have to demonstrate value? Lol.
Is this all part of his system? Is he next going to engage physically?
DJohnstone74 on
Have you ever had explosive diarrhea?Marry me!
irishemperor on
“Cards on the table, I’m not actually 26 and I voted for Hitler. Are you Jewish by any chance? Drinks this Freitag?”
manondorf on
poor guys didn’t even realize they were being flirted with
BaronSamedys on
It’s my turn to roll on the Jumanji board. You wanna go out for a drink next week when I’m back from the jungle?
fffffffffffffuuu on
ok, but i just realized almost every time i get a reply back it’s because i unintentionally did this
lemony_powder on
These guys got a YouTube I can follow? I like how natural and absurdist the conversation of getting pussy gets bc you’ve been through too much of the anxiety of it and can calmly observe the ghosts that are your memories of past failure. The convo now resides in the land of experimental thought and hypothetical approaches. Where composed messages are inquiries into smth much deeper or unexpected, yet are more comments about a system that we cannot ever understand how to engage directly with on a literal level.
fffffffffffffuuu on
is the non sequitur and the proposition in the same message or does that come after the reply?
1. “I just saw a horse take the biggest dump i’ve ever seen. Do you want to go out on Friday?”
2. “I just saw a horse take the biggest dump i’ve ever seen.”
“What!? lol”
“Do you want to go out for drinks on Friday?”
grrrfld on
The non-sequitur in my Tinder profile read: „For reasons I no longer understand myself, I own a huge portrait of Karl Lagerfeld.“
You wouldn’t believe how many conversations that sparked.
Roscoe_P_Trolltrain on
The bacon narwhals at midnight. Drinks on Tuesday?
Conehead1 on
I actually knew a guy in college who got a ton of mileage asking girls if they wanted to come back to his place and see his sweater collection.
ToddBauer on
Seriously, I’ve been married a long time, but I read about a technique that sounds perfect in a very honest and practical way. The idea is to always have flexible plans and what you do is you say “I’m going to the bull fight this weekend, would you like to join me?“
The point is that you’re actually going to the bull fight. If you can find someone to go with you, great. If not, you see if a friend is available or you go alone. If you have fun regardless of the outcome, then you’ve already beat the game.
jayroc1023 on
Trying this with my wife tonight… I’ll report back.
sakurah26 on
I once invited a girl to a date like this: “I’m going to steal bones from 7 cemeteries tonight. Would love your company.” It actually worked. We went for ice cream tough. I need to use this technique more often.
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The magic school bus was about a teacher on LSD taking her class to questionable locations without signed released slips, so how about LSD at your place on friday?
Nail’d it.
I’ll just say what Gimili said to Aaragorn at Helms Deep:
Toss Me
Best dating advice I’ve received
As a girl this could actually work. Lmao
Did he just say you have to demonstrate value? Lol.
Is this all part of his system? Is he next going to engage physically?
Have you ever had explosive diarrhea?Marry me!
“Cards on the table, I’m not actually 26 and I voted for Hitler. Are you Jewish by any chance? Drinks this Freitag?”
poor guys didn’t even realize they were being flirted with
It’s my turn to roll on the Jumanji board. You wanna go out for a drink next week when I’m back from the jungle?
ok, but i just realized almost every time i get a reply back it’s because i unintentionally did this
These guys got a YouTube I can follow? I like how natural and absurdist the conversation of getting pussy gets bc you’ve been through too much of the anxiety of it and can calmly observe the ghosts that are your memories of past failure. The convo now resides in the land of experimental thought and hypothetical approaches. Where composed messages are inquiries into smth much deeper or unexpected, yet are more comments about a system that we cannot ever understand how to engage directly with on a literal level.
is the non sequitur and the proposition in the same message or does that come after the reply?
1. “I just saw a horse take the biggest dump i’ve ever seen. Do you want to go out on Friday?”
2. “I just saw a horse take the biggest dump i’ve ever seen.”
“What!? lol”
“Do you want to go out for drinks on Friday?”
The non-sequitur in my Tinder profile read: „For reasons I no longer understand myself, I own a huge portrait of Karl Lagerfeld.“
You wouldn’t believe how many conversations that sparked.
The bacon narwhals at midnight. Drinks on Tuesday?
I actually knew a guy in college who got a ton of mileage asking girls if they wanted to come back to his place and see his sweater collection.
Seriously, I’ve been married a long time, but I read about a technique that sounds perfect in a very honest and practical way. The idea is to always have flexible plans and what you do is you say “I’m going to the bull fight this weekend, would you like to join me?“
The point is that you’re actually going to the bull fight. If you can find someone to go with you, great. If not, you see if a friend is available or you go alone. If you have fun regardless of the outcome, then you’ve already beat the game.
Trying this with my wife tonight… I’ll report back.
I once invited a girl to a date like this: “I’m going to steal bones from 7 cemeteries tonight. Would love your company.” It actually worked. We went for ice cream tough. I need to use this technique more often.