Scram!

    by Skunedog48

    31 Comments

    1. it is so insanely weird for them to think that a democrat leaning person would want to move to a red state, but even weirder that they don’t seem to understand that the people who would want to move now are other maga idiots… 

    2. The south is actually totally open of barren land that just kind of sits there and doesn’t do anything but republicans think gets to vote for some reason. :p

    3. RoyalMaidsForLife on

      The south is full because the phrase “daddy, where’s aunt mommy” is so prevalent.

      But heaven forbid people move there and offset that welfare state status as y’all pay in less than you get from the feds.

    4. The reason why the South is cheaper than the scary city areas is because people don’t want to live there. I’m good where I’m at, thank you.

    5. Northerners’ retirement money has been propping up Florida for decades. I’d love to see them try to live without it.

    6. Santos_L_Halper_II on

      The morons who say shit like this don’t realize these states are mostly sending their own moron assholes down here. I can say firsthand that California ain’t sending Texas their best.

    7. I’ve lived in Texas, California and Georgia. Texas was the worst. Dirty, dangerous, full of churches and idiots and seemed a bit second world. Georgia was slightly more civilised. California was great (I was in a well to do area in OC). I can’t imagine anyone in a blue state would move to a red one unless they were dirty poor or stinking rich.

    8. finding_thriving on

      I won’t even visit most of those places let alone think about moving there. Why would I leave my cushy $19.23 an hour working retail? To live in a place where I don’t have full bodily autonomy.

    9. They really think that Florida went from a battleground state to dark red because Democrats moved there?

    10. Yea. I’m gonna leave my awesome blue state, with great infrastructure, excellent schools, amazing parks, beaches, entertainment, and oh yea MONEY….to go live in some red neck, racist, flyover state.

      I’ve been to all those states listed there and I have zero desire to DRIVE through them again, let alone live there.

      Most of the idiots who think that way want to own 30 round mags and more guns. They’d give up a higher standard of living for more pew pew on paper target practice in what’s essentially a welfare state.

      Only bad news would be we’d be stuck with the losers that WOULD want to leave.

    11. We moved to SC for work 20 years ago. I’ve since retired and the wife works from home now. That said, we love the scenery and weather so…putting up with the red hats is a small price to pay. Fortunately, we live in a small upscale neighborhood and almost all of the folks here are educated and liberal. Some are transplants like us but certainly not all.

    12. Specific parts of Georgia and Tennessee don’t suck (aka the metro areas), but there’s no reason to move to SC and even less reason to move to Florida

    13. Aren’t we seeing news reports every few weeks that the South is losing money from lack of tourists?

      Sounds like their PR campaign isn’t working

    14. SocialSuicideSquad on

      The land of the free (If you have a red hat)

      The home of the brave (If tongue shellacking 🥭 boots is bravery)

    15. SocialSuicideSquad on

      The land of the free (If you have a red hat)

      The home of the brave (If tongue shellacking 🥭 boots is bravery)

    16. Throw in the rest of the Gulf states and this is a list of the places in this country I never want to live. I hate heat and humidity and the political opinions there are just as lousy as the weather.

    17. ChickenPicture on

      If I lived for a thousand years with infinity money:

      Florida – I’d spend the entire 1000 years trying to cut it off and set it adrift.

      Texas – there are parts of Texas that are cool, and the food is good. I’d go for the food, but not hang around.

      Tennessee – lol. I forgot about Tennessee. Lol.

      Georgia – Why?

      South Carolina – ah yes, the Tweedledum of states. No thanks.

    18. I lived in Nashville right when it was starting to get really popular. I chose to move back to my rust belt city with fewer options for employment as soon as I graduated college. There’s something so strikingly mediocre about Nashville at the surface level that is hard to describe. It’s like going to that restaurant with a great view but with food that’s just average.

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