My friend uses this printed photo of an owl to keep birds from nesting under their front porch.

All birds are fake and are actually surveillance drones sent out by the illuminati.


Honestly, that might actually work. Birds usually avoid places where predators could be lurking.

My neighbor had like three of those fake predator bird statues in her garden. Guess they were not working because now she just has an army of outside cats (i have seen birds outside once in the last year)