Russian nobles after Rasputin survives being poisoned, shot, bludgeoned and drowned

    by SlashingManticore

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    1. Rasputin jumped in the river to escape the murder attempt, and his body was later pulled from the river.

      Except, upon inspection, his lungs were dry. He didn’t drown, the fucker *froze* to death after the poison didn’t work and he was shot.

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